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    Space Wolves's Avatar Primicerius
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    And sadly the parachute you had on was rigged to fail thus plummeting you to an untimely and quick death. And look here, DA COOKIE IS STILL IN PERFECT SHAPE!

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    Until I punch you in the face and skip away with my cookie.

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    By skipping you attract the attention of a group of 6 year old kids who in turn mug you into oblivion. I then pay them an ice cream cone for the cookie. Its Cookie Time

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    Milk walks by a retirement home and gets mugged by them... Granny style. They are too slow to get the cookie and they can't chew it so I quickly grab the cookie and take a ship to Fiji with the cookie in my boot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon's Febreeze View Post
    Milk walks by a retirement home and gets mugged by them... Granny style. They are too slow to get the cookie and they can't chew it so I quickly grab the cookie and take a ship to Fiji with the cookie in my boot.
    Milk? lol, typo

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    anyway you saw two camels inside a tiny car and i stole the cookie while you were amazed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mik528 View Post
    Milk? lol, typo
    My eyes are going bad sorry sonny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Binshuy View Post
    anyway you saw two camels inside a tiny car and i stole the cookie while you were amazed
    I dropped an H-bomb on you, and am currently looking for the cookie.
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    obviously I'm a large angry black woman and you're a hot blonde!

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    I found it first.
    Sometimes both sides are wrong. Unfortunately most people do not understand this and argue endlessly.

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    Gets cookie from Roman Emperor and eats cookie...





    *Burp* Game over!

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    its fake you ate the wrong one its still with random emperor
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    i get a ak47 and put 234567 holes in roman empeor, missing the cookie then i run and grab in then i get on a plane to brazil
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    i put snakes on the plane and you all die, I grab the cookie from the wreckage
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    while searching the wreckage I bump you on the head with a jet engine and knock you out cold in which I then run to my secret lair and mass produce 10,000 more cookies and bunch them all together.

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    I eat all the cookies exept the real one, eat your secret lair, eat you and reverse-pickpocket the cookie to Binshuy

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    I secretly disguise myself as Binshuy and let you hand over the cookie where upon I immediately hurl the cookie into another dimension.

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    I get the cookie from another dimension
    Sometimes both sides are wrong. Unfortunately most people do not understand this and argue endlessly.

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    Steal the cookie from RE by telling him the earth is round,while he ponders that. Get the cookie and spilt it up for everyone to have some.

    Knowing how you all are, i quickly put it back to together and head to a cookie factory where I hide it amongst all the other 1,000,000 other identical looking cookies. I hide it at the dead of night,pitch dark, with no one around and no video recording. I also took the 100 fake cookies your all so fond of and hide them as well.
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    I'm magical so your plan failed. The Cookie is in my possession and I throw it to the sun which it lands upon

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    I eat the sun together with the cookie for good measure, then conjure a new cookie and teleport it back to Mik. you're cursed now bad boy! cookie will haunt you forever

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