Total War Center

[Aonghus G. Friedhold]

I wrote a ballad about the most awesome place in the world. Hope you like it.

Long ago there was a mighty place
Whos power could not be matched
The brightness of its strong embrace
The dragon's egg it hatched

But all was not well in that wealthy realm
Known to some as TWC
The admins donned a shining helm
And they swept aside debris

For a time all seemed well and good
In the Center of Total War
As debate and talks went as they should
The forum became the talk of lore

Children all danced and sang
And feasted upon nectar
Until fate's dark phone it rang
Heralding an evil specter

Oppression reigned with terror
As the people cried in pain
But the dark was prone to error
And a prophecy was lain

Soon the wrathful posters
Rose up in fierce revolt
The demon was in the toaster
Of fifty thousand million volts

At the head of the people
Was the strong Garbarsardar
His words they formed the steeple
As the angels rocked on guitar

With Ferrets riding his epic steed
It's coat the whitest white
He was a glorious sight indeed
His sword glowed through the night

Then Siblesz and the Black Prince
Danced underneath the moon
And they danced upon the tall glass fence
To the mightiest of tunes

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With Thanatos close in tow
Shot down all the bee hives
Seventy billion in a row

Then Carl von Döbeln roared,
Octy and Justinian did too
They ran to where the ship was moored
They're mighty sailors through and through

And when all was said and done
And the battles were all fought
They found that they had finally won
At the price of blood it was bought

And some mighty ones emerged
From the smoke and fire
Once too young now they surged
To join the Center's mire

From the tiniest of creatures
Like Kaitsar and probably more
I'm just laughing at his features
Though he's the mighty son of Thor

And in the background of this trouble
Was spl00ge, the bard
Writing crappy lyrics on the double
For rhythm and time he has no regard

That's the Ballad of TWC
An epic tale it was
A more mighty tale there'll never be
Now please hold your applause

I just though I might share that experience with you all.

[Capt. Fozdike]

I laughed my arse off through most of it. Very creative I must say. Very good

[Mega Tortas de Bodemloze]

Brilliantly inspired, well done...and +Rep to boot....

[ulti]

Funny poem +rep