SO there are two atheist, one sneezes, so what does the other one say?
Vicarius
So there these two atheist.
SO there are two atheist, one sneezes, so what does the other one say?
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow
Gorak
bless you?
And before you say something obnoxious, there is a definition of bless that means "to confer well-being or prosperity on"
Last edited by Pontifex Maximus; April 08, 2010 at 07:14 AM.
Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
Primicerius
Re: So there these two atheist.
dawkins bless you.
Vicarius
Re: So there these two atheist.
defintiton numbah 3.
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a
Senator
Re: So there these two atheist.
They say: "Aborted Fetus" and then commence the blood orgy.
Gorak
Re: So there these two atheist.
Blood orgies is more of a christmas and easter thing.
Vicarius
Re: So there these two atheist.
and you told me not to be obnoxious.
but then again which version are you talking about?
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a
Gorak
Re: So there these two atheist.
Oh dont get me wrong, obnoxious is fun. I was just preemptively countering it.
And I used free dictionary.com.. but a semantical argument such as which dictionary definition is better will just be meaningless. It all matters just as well.
Civitate
Re: So there these two atheist.
Bless you still works since it doesn't have to refer to a supernatural entity giving you a blessing.
Ordinarius
Re: So there these two atheist.
GesundheitSO there are two atheist, one sneezes, so what does the other one say?
If the soul is impartial in receiving information, it devotes to that information the share of critical investigation the information deserves, and its truth or untruth thus becomes clear. However, if the soul is infected with partisanship for a particulat opinion or sect, it accepts without a moments hesitation the information that is agreeable to it.Ibn Khaldun.
Praepositus
Re: So there these two atheist.
non-existent being confer favor upon you?
Tribunus
Re: So there these two atheist.
Salud y dinero y amor
Na zdravlje
Gezondheid
Afiyat bashe
Good health to you
Gesundheit
Ichi home
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Responses_to_sneezing
I like to mix it up.
Last edited by Elfdude; April 08, 2010 at 02:29 AM.
Dux Limitis
Re: So there these two atheist.
Atheists don't sneeze, sillySO there are two atheist, one sneezes, so what does the other one say?
Tiro
Re: So there these two atheist.
Prosit!
Vicarius Provinciae
Re: So there these two atheist.
Terveydeksi.
Re: So there these two atheist.
dont sneeze on me you filth
Capo
Re: So there these two atheist.
Why say anything? I don't understand why Christians want to remind each other of the plague every time someone sneezes.
Comrade Natascha
Re: So there these two atheist.
Because sneezing is a good way for a lot of diseases to spread?
Come to think of it, although it would be a pretty egocentric thing to do, I think a "bless me" would be more appropriate.
Under the stern but loving patronage of Nihil.
Dux Limitis
Re: So there these two atheist.
The most I would say is "Hey cover that up" if they're not doing that.
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
Vicarius
Re: So there these two atheist.
I always say 'excuse you'.
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