SO there are two atheist, one sneezes, so what does the other one say?
SO there are two atheist, one sneezes, so what does the other one say?
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a . Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow
bless you?
And before you say something obnoxious, there is a definition of bless that means "to confer well-being or prosperity on"
Last edited by Pontifex Maximus; April 08, 2010 at 07:14 AM.
Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a . Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow
They say: "Aborted Fetus" and then commence the blood orgy.
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a . Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow
Oh dont get me wrong, obnoxious is fun. I was just preemptively countering it.
And I used free dictionary.com.. but a semantical argument such as which dictionary definition is better will just be meaningless. It all matters just as well.
Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
Bless you still works since it doesn't have to refer to a supernatural entity giving you a blessing.
If the soul is impartial in receiving information, it devotes to that information the share of critical investigation the information deserves, and its truth or untruth thus becomes clear. However, if the soul is infected with partisanship for a particulat opinion or sect, it accepts without a moments hesitation the information that is agreeable to it.Ibn Khaldun.
non-existent being confer favor upon you?
Salud y dinero y amor
Na zdravlje
Gezondheid
Afiyat bashe
Good health to you
Gesundheit
Ichi home
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Responses_to_sneezing
I like to mix it up.
Last edited by Elfdude; April 08, 2010 at 02:29 AM.
dont sneeze on me you filth
Why say anything? I don't understand why Christians want to remind each other of the plague every time someone sneezes.
The most I would say is "Hey cover that up" if they're not doing that.
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
I always say 'excuse you'.