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    Default [HoI3] Patch 1.4 is out. Nice video of Johan and hot girl promoting it



    Has anyone tried it yet? Supposedly fixed many problems. I think Johan has lost a bit of weight.




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    Default Re: Patch 1.4 is out. Nice video of Johan and hot girl promoting it

    LOL at the "computer AI is retarded" forum topic

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    Default Re: Patch 1.4 is out. Nice video of Johan and hot girl promoting it

    Hmmm, too busy with Warband now that have no time for HoI3. May try it next week although I don't really hold much hopes.
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    Default Re: Patch 1.4 is out. Nice video of Johan and hot girl promoting it

    I hope they fixed the flag problem. Though I got very used to it, it still bugs me.

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    Default Re: Patch 1.4 is out. Nice video of Johan and hot girl promoting it

    Darn, I'm at work so I can't see the video with the hot girl in it. Umm, when I get home though, the patch itself will catch my interest. Although, I'll still want to see the video. I can't wait to get home and see the video.

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    Default Re: Patch 1.4 is out. Nice video of Johan and hot girl promoting it

    The patch is good, altough there is still a picture of a WW1 tank for The King Tiger tank.

    And, she isn't hot. She is a average swedish woman.

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    Default Re: Patch 1.4 is out. Nice video of Johan and hot girl promoting it

    Patch is decent, still problems with the supply and naval systems. Weather is buggy, performance still gets a little sluggish late in the game, diplomacy still gets some crazy results, and theater AI for Germany seems like it got some problems, leaving the West completely undefended. But AI is a lot more aggressive and naval invasions are a bit more frequent (Had a D-Day of sorts in '43; USA, Canada, Mexico, GB, Columbia, and Republican Spain tossing units in France within a few weeks of each other), bugs are mostly squished, performance while lacking late is improved overall, production and research AI is solid aside from a few hiccups for the majors. Overall a very solid patch that put is much closer to where it needs to be, but the game still has it's flaws and blemishes. I like it though, if I want something close to history I use ICE and if I want a bit of an oddity I play vanilla and 1.4 has done quite well and bumping up the challenge and quality.

    And as Abbews said, she's not hot though admitingly I'd tap her. What can I say I got a thing for older women.

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    Default Re: Patch 1.4 is out. Nice video of Johan and hot girl promoting it

    funnay accent time.


    I laughed at computer AI is retarded too.
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    Default Re: Patch 1.4 is out. Nice video of Johan and hot girl promoting it

    Paradox are good people.

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    Default Re: Patch 1.4 is out. Nice video of Johan and hot girl promoting it

    I would let her polish mein stielhandgranate.

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    Default Re: Patch 1.4 is out. Nice video of Johan and hot girl promoting it

    "I would let her polish mein stielhandgranate."

    I literally just burst out in laughter waking up the ol' lady at 5am with this comment!

    As for the chick in the vid she's not overly hot, but yea, I'd tap it!
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    Default Re: Patch 1.4 is out. Nice video of Johan and hot girl promoting it

    Done the test past few days. The AI did instead improve, probably improve so much that my whole Nationalist China game's crushed when France and Germany stalemate in Belgium border for two years, only defeated when Germany bursted through Swizerland and France still fought to a bitter end (that means, down to last VP in France, which was Cherbourg in my NC game). I still cannot fix that crush when Vichy is formed, probably because both AI and I abusing gaming the system so badly that it simply cannot continue anymore (I kicked out all my Chinese AI, so Japan could not invade me. Then I invade my former allies and complete unification in 40).

    Either way, after try US, Germany, Nationalist China and USSR, I notice few things:

    1. Communist China is further nerfed that in 1.4 they simply crushed by Japan in one week.

    2. Now Great Britain would involves themselves in war as early as 38. In my US game GB simple invited Nationalist China and started a war against Japan in 38 (which also invite me).

    3. South Africa always joins Axis now...

    4. France is very tough to deal now...

    5. Don't gaming the system, or the game would crush.
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    Default Re: Patch 1.4 is out. Nice video of Johan and hot girl promoting it

    I noticed playing as france is stupidly hard

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    Does the 1.4 patch make the game run smoother? I get the most problems when deploying new units on the battlefield this takes way to long.

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    Default Re: [HoI3] Patch 1.4 is out. Nice video of Johan and hot girl promoting it

    Where's the hot chick? I didn't see any in the video...
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    Where's the hot chick? I didn't see any in the video...
    Agreed.

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