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    Default JerichoOnlyFan vs Borissomeone


    IMPORTANT FOR ALL CONTESTANTS

    It has come to my attention that some of you still have problems with the word limits that where set up for this competition. I will check all entries personally to see that no one violates this rule. Contestants who violate this simple rule will be disqualified.


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    1. Post a short text about this picture, with min. 200 max. 500 words, in a spoiler. Learn this rule by heart guys. No more violations will be tolerated.

    2. If you are a contestant you are honour bound to not read other contestants' writings until you have submitted yours.

    3. The winner gets 1 point on the Leaderboard, if there are at least 4 contestants.

    4. Deadline: last day of each week (Sunday).

    Kay member I want lots of eye goughing and below the belt theatrics... If I have to look the other way a little bit all the better. Somebody get my bookie on the line, cuz I think we got's a weiiiiiiner!!!!...
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    Default Re: JerichoOnlyFan vs Borissomeone

    I´ll keep the dagger sharp, only if the sword fails....
    But ah I remember, that the penis mightier!
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    ....he said....penis..., It's funny cuz I've had like Noooooo sleep, ya know...
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    Powered by caffeine.... oh that makes more sense now.
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    Good sir you may find it easier to write with your pen..is, but I find mine to be far to large for typing.

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    And I never use mine for typing due to many keyboards smashed....


    But I salute you, may the best man with the dirtiest tactics wins!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JerichoOnlyFan View Post
    And I never use mine for typing due to many keyboards smashed....


    But I salute you, may the best man with the dirtiest tactics wins!
    Nice. I also find it hard to explain when my wife walks in and I have no pants on standing over the computer. Let the battle begin.

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    Das funny, +Rep....
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    You goin down, down, down...

    down, down, down


    Bow, chica bow wow....

    I´ll throw a conundrum at you Boris a riddle if you will.....



    EDIT: BTW, There is no word limit for this duel boris.
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    Getting good, getting good...
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    To the East,
    To the West,
    Ya messing with the best,
    Word up and down, North and South,
    Yo going down to a funky town,
    Wicker, wicker wack......um this is just plain silly....sorry.

    Oh you can throw whatever you like as long as its not poo.

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    I'm earthy, and like poo, guess that's why I work in a stable......., and my name is.....ABLE.
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    I now wait for your response. Do not worry if your a little scared its only natural.

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    Broken bodies litter the ground before us, bright blood splashed over the dry ever thirsty ground adds wild colour to the drabness that fills this terrible land. Men lay in their final poses, some trying to hold flesh together, slack fingers giving in as death takes hold; insides now join the outside and bask in the dying sunlight. Looks of shock and fear ride heads that lay on the battle field, young or old all once full of life now full of dust and ended dreams.

    The bright blue sky mocks the horrifying carnage below, white fingers of clouds slowly make their way over the vast dome that hangs above us. Bent banners twist and turn in the cool breath of the wind that teases the tattered pieces of cloth that once rode proud above the swirling mass of men who on this day had turned up, each side thinking the other was to lose, only to find the only winner this day were the fat carrion birds that waddled from corpse to corpse plucking and pulling choice bits from the fallen.

    The sun has started to sink behind the horizon; I wonder if it seeks to hide from what it witnessed today, the stupidity of man, so many lives ended thanks to the imagined or real insults each side had traded leading up to this momentous day. A day with the cast of thousands and now we are all that is left, eleven men our shadows before us, the sun warming our backs one last time as it leaves the day behind. We are but eleven men; all that is left our shadows disappear into the darkness as this day ends.



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    Getting good, getting good....
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    Only in an account of villany would you able to claim victory.... you shall have my response before the sun rises the next day, our duel shall be with pistols at sunrise.
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    A Lion serves in Winter, then perhaps a Unicorn for the Spring.


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    You sir may bring a pistol, I shall only need a small spoon and a bucket of soapy frogs to win victory.

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    Draw your pistol!


    Or draw your spoon if that´s the way you roll....

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    Dulce et decorum et pro patria moris
    “There.” My Captain said. “There await us he battle of our lives.”
    I gave out a sigh, my horse hoofed, it was uneasy. “It seems we have missed the battle.” I said. We had ridden hard and long for three days with their nights and only for this? I thought.
    “The battle may be over for our fallen comrades.” Said Thorongil, my Captain.
    “But ours it´s just beginning .” He said with a loud voice.


    The man to my right gave out a low groan, his horse was moving it´s head from side to side.
    My spear felt heavy in my arm. The wind was cool and through my armor a chill ran down my spine as I saw the scene that lay before me.
    Our army was gone, their bodies and blood covered the field and our enemies were shouting in triumph at their demise. Their celebration was raucous and wild, they still had not noticed our presence. “We weren´t supposed to lose here…” I thought to myself. “We COULD NOT lose here…” Desperation took me and the grip on my spear slackened. The war was over, we had lost, all of our warriors were dead and gone, only us remained. All eleven of us.


    “We should…” I started, but Thorongil interrupted me.
    “We should extend our battle line.” He said with confidence. “Prepare to sound the charge.” He said as he drew out his sword.
    Te rest of us looked at each other in confusion. But I was the one to talk.

    “You do realize that there are well over five thousand barbarians in that valley?” I asked.
    “Sure I do, my eyesight remains as good as a hawk´s my old friend.” He said clasping my shoulder. I could feel his hand trembling beneath the protecting glove.
    “The enemy outnumber us greatly…” One of my partners said.
    “So they do, but we shall meet them in battle none the less.” He said, silencing him with his glare.

    “Fly our banners up high!” Thorongil roared. “So that we can be seen from the distance.” His battle speeches were always inspiring. “Remember our fallen comrades.” He continued as he paced in front of us. “So that they protect us in the battle to come- And if it is our time to die, so that they are ready to welcome us in the Undying Lands.”

    “Hold your spears and your hearts in a tight grip.” He continued beating his chest with the fist that carried his sword. “So that our lives and deaths are remembered for what we are.”
    “With how many warriors did we started this campaign?” The Captain asked. “More than 100 we were. Countless battles we have fought and even more enemies we have slain.” He continued. Everyone was rapt of his words.
    “And at last we have come to journey´s end. The end is nigh my friends, our brothers have fallen, our Kin has died, our army has been all but destroyed, our valor, our nation have failed. But our pride remains untouched.”
    Our hearts glowed with his talk, he gave us strength, he gave us hope, and at the same time he told us there was none.

    “What will they say when the last one of us lies dead on the grass?” He asked with a booming voice. “Will they say they found us running away and killed us while we begged for mercy?”
    “Or…will they tremble at the memory of all the terrors they suffered at our hands? Will they tremble at the memory of our last glorious charge?”
    While Throngil spoke I noticed that the enemy had stopped their celebrations…

    “So sound our horns with a cry that never has been heard in this world.” We did as he told us to do, and our cries filled the enemy ranks, they stared up in disbelief, they heard a cry for war, a cry of valiants and warriors.
    “Sound the charge!” Thorongil boomed. “Charge!” He yelled before reining his horse into a wild gallop.

    “Charge!” We cried when we caught up with him.

    “For death and glory!” He yelled when the first enemy arrows crisscrossed the skies.

    My heart was frantic with emotions, my mind raced through past memories. The enemy lines got nearer, they raised their pikes…

    We kept riding: to battle…to our deaths…to everlasting glory.

    The End
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    Bugger lost my spoon, oh well I guess we wait and see what happens from here....good or bad luck well see.

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    Default Re: JerichoOnlyFan vs Borissomeone

    Well, with you'alls permission well put this up on the big board for a vote...
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