King of the Hill

[ImperialAquila]

Frodo is dead but Gandalf and the eagle return to scratch Lord of Dread in the eyes

The HILL is now mine!

[Lord of Shadows]

I have a helmet.

HILL IS STILL MINE!

[Kirila the Kitten]

*epic music starts*
You are nothing compared to the power of the MIGHTY RABBIT! I should call the power to the All mighty!
THE HOLY RABBIT uses his God powers and absorbs the life from you!
Now it's MY HILL, well guarded by the mighty rabbit! Everything you use against me should reach on Thema Devia and THEN the RABBIT will crush your souls!

[ImperialAquila]

I'll use a carrot bait to catch this rabbit and cook him for dinner

HILL is now mine!

[Lord of Shadows]

Death is on my side!Death takes your rabbits soul.

MY HILL!!!!!

EDIT: Double strike on Kirila the Brave Kitten.

@ImperialAquila
I took your dinner.

HILL IS MINE!!!

[ImperialAquila]

I suddenly shove Lord of Dread hard and since his armor is heavy he falls tumbling down the hill

My HILL!

[Lord of Shadows]

As I said: Death is on my side!I survived.Sent assassins to kill you.

I AM KING OF HILL!

[ImperialAquila]

Assassination Mission Fails and your assassins are now dead.
I gained a trait in the process which gives me
+5 to Personal Security

The mighty angels of God descend upon Death and attacks him. Now he ceases to exist

My Hill now!

[Lord of Shadows]

You leave me no choice.
I gather an army and surround the hill.Rest is the history!

HILL MINE!

[ImperialAquila]

Unfortunately for Lord of Dread, I have 3 Legions accompanying me and they have completed the fortifications of the hill.
Your army is pushed back by pila and gladius.

HILL is mine!

[Lord of Shadows]

I destroyed your fortification with cannons.

HILL is mine!

[Heavy Weapons Guy]

I raid your cannons with cavalry.

My Hill!

And don't post full pages of just 2 users posting between each other, otherwise the posts will be deleted as spam.

[Lord of Shadows]

I shoot your cavalry with my archers.

MY HILL!

[Satrio Eko]

Your archer killed by an assassin from behind after you kill L-Burna Cavalry

My HILL

[Lord of Shadows]

I said ARCHERS.Someone must have killed your assassin.

Hill is Mine!

[the mysterious F]

You lower your guard and i mysteriously murder you and take the hill for myself.

[Lord of Shadows]

Finally, after 5 days!
I mysteriously cheat death, and when you go away I call reinforcements to retake the hill.
BTW you didn't say the magic word!!!
MY HILL!

[ImperialAquila]

You may have destroyed the fortifications earlier but you didn't deal with the 3 legions I had. They advance in tight formation and began to aim their pila at you. They let them loose after a couple of seconds and you were impaled by 5 pila. They also went close and started stabbing your body over and over.

My HILL!

[Lord of Shadows]

Then, suddenly, arrows come from the sky and 3/4 of your legions die.Then my horsemen come from the woods and charge at your left legionaries.

MY HILL!!!

[ImperialAquila]

LOL. That's just 3 legionaries. I said I had 3 legions. That's about 15,000 men. The centurions ordered their cohorts to form testudo just in the nick of time. While the accompanying auxliaries dealt with your cavalry with javelins first then forming a shield wall with spears.

Still my HILL!