King of the Hill

[pacifism]

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Good thing I sent Vercingetorix to rest near your home. Guess what you also blew up?

My hill, for now (again) . . . .

[Flame_of_Anor]

You will be rewarded with some of the best units available, if you run down from the hill... You are a fanatic TW-player, so you run down.

The hill is mine

[pacifism]

A few turns later, I use by my best units and a few cities I conquered to recapture the hill and politely ask you to leave or be slain.

My hill, for now (again) . . . .

[Rijul.J.Ballal]

your troops defect to my side.
my hill.

[Satrio Eko]

I bribe your army

my hill

[Sleeping Bear]

I take all your settlements, and your armies rebel against you.

My Hill.

[Rijul.J.Ballal]

All your armies begin to revolt and you have no more men. I sneak in and convince civilians to take up arms and make me their leader,soon they are a motivated,disciplined,organized killing force and build an impenetrable fortress.
My hill.

[Satrio Eko]

I Bring Dragon and other Mythical beast to breach your wall and kill you people!!!!

my hill

[Bethencourt]

I see how you kill all that people in the wrong hill, while I vivo la vida loca in my hill

[Rijul.J.Ballal]

Your hill sucks.I occupy the cooler hill while Satrio takes his mythical creatures and attacks your hill.
My hill.

[* Matolo Swazulu *]

Guys, we're gonna need a bigger hill...

[Rijul.J.Ballal]

Guys, we're gonna need a bigger hill...

And we get it but it is mine.
My hill

[* Matolo Swazulu *]

And we get it but it is mine.
My hill

Haha, but the hill will be reclaimed. My hill.

[Sleeping Bear]

I knock you off the hill by throwing a Nokia 3310 at you.

My Hill.

[King_of_Spoons64]

I destroy the hill, and capture a new one in an unknown location.

MY HILL!

[xero221]

i search your hill and conquer it

my hill

[Sleeping Bear]

I gather the remains of the old hill and drop them on top of you and the hill, burying you. I then conquer the bigger than ever hill.

My Hill.

[Cyrene]

I counquer your bigger than ever hill with my astonishing oopa gangam-style ninjas

The hill is not yours.

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Which Definitely means the hill is mine

[Sleeping Bear]

You get bored and leave since no one has attempted to take the hill for two weeks. I then take the hill.

My Hill.

[Flame_of_Anor]

Bear, you're sitting on a nuke bomb, DON'T MOV..... BANG!!!

You disappear in a mushroom cloud... Nevermind, the hill is mine now!