King of the Hill

[nhinhonhinho]

When you're playing with your can i seize the hill!

My hill!

[Blatta Optima Maxima]

I triumphantly return, and the population takes their revenge on you, brutal warlords, seating me, the rightful king, on the throne of the hill.

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Just kidding, NUKED

MY HILL

[Cahoma]

Double nuked.

MY HILL!!!

[sdjenkyn]

Cold War

My hill

[Andy Ronin]

napalm carpet bombing

MY bbq HILL

[sdjenkyn]

Agent Orange

My Hamburger Hill

[Andy Ronin]

Black Plague

MY HILL

[sdjenkyn]

Ahhh bubons! Ill see your black plague and raise you an Ebola outbreak! That should keep you off

My hill

[Andy Ronin]

I bribe your Ebola army with bananas



on MY HILL

[sdjenkyn]

Send in my mother in-law, definitely

My Hill

[Andy Ronin]

send in the ex

makes satan piss his pants


MY HILL

[sdjenkyn]

Send in the current

makes Hitler look like Mother Teresa

My Hill Fo Sure

[Andy Ronin]

girlfight !!

on my HILL

[sdjenkyn]

Once I seduce that fine young lady I will have her boot you off

My hill

[Andy Ronin]

not against my old girlfriend:


STILL

MY

HILL

!!!!!

[sdjenkyn]

Ugh You can keep your hill

Im going back to

My hill

[Andy Ronin]

I see your hill and raise you ...

MY HILL

[NEPTUNO]

Oh! what a nice hill! I will take it.

[nhinhonhinho]

These terrible thingies should be remove from

MY HILL!

[sdjenkyn]

Do what you will with your thingie just not on

My hill!!!