It is a good time to be a patriot from Reikland. Our beloved sovereign has done it again! Terrifying hordes of Grimnir- Orc's from the pits of hell were defeated near the rebellious and treacherous city of Nuln. Once again our lads stopped the Green tide at the last moment. What seemed to be a small incursion turned (thanks to those lazy sausage eaters from Wissenland) into a full scale invasion. With sounds of drums and boots our brave soldiers marched once again from Grunburg to do their job and once again they did not fail their beloved Fatherland and turned grimness into delightful joy. Foul Greenskins tried to block way to the army lead by our Sacred Sovereign and got a good old-fashioned beating. Emperor Karl in his wisdom lulled hopeful (and very noisy) enemy into feeling that they are secure and then brought might of Helfire cannons on their unwashed backsides. Those barbaric and smelly sons of latrine tried to eat our brave High Command, but were suprised by heroic charge that stop their advance. Soldier of 3rd State troops battalion Legio VII Altdorf Johann Grieg said to your favourite reporter: "Da beast tried to reach for mine unmentionables with its big fat hand. Stench was so awful. Me mate Furst saw that I am in serious troubles and cut off Green perverts limb. CENSORED son of a CENSORED. Then our artillery started firing those CENSORED big steel balls and Greensking fell back.Wouldnt be me mate there would be no more babies for me wife." His Sacred Imperial Majesty remarked about "job well done" and left to drink for honour of fallen. This reporter wish good to His Majesty and many happy returns as well as another victorious battles. Generals believe in victory as does our Emperor and this campaign may very well be the one that will mark end of Greenskins raids into Empire. Hail to the Emperor and praise to Sigmar.
(read on pg 4 "House of Merry Widows will take care of wounded for free")
(read on pg 7 about current military situation in Grand Principality of Reikland)
Sorry gentlemen if you have hoped for something longer...I must learn
. I will add screenshots when I learn how to upload them correctly.. then this first short report will be complete. Once again sorry.