354. And you know it's a gift that keeps on giving.
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354. And you know it's a gift that keeps on giving.
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355. you try to hack your employers computer system to transfer cash to your own bank account.
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356. You imagine that when you are walking in the street, you aren't walking alone. You are in a unit with others like you in the same equipment going to their battle
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357. You like seeing a church or street market. Signs of an active and worried governor.
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358. You would have dated her, if it wasn't for her yappy dog.
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359. Having a fool or a tutor strutting with you wherever you go would be lovely; affecting, positivily and mysteriosly, your everyday decisions.
Ducenarius
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360. You worry that your daughter will run off with her fiancé never to be seen again. You label her a disgrace.
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361. Your brother dates a foreign girl. One more deserter on your Family Tree
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362. You cannot look at Europe and tbe middle east the same because you've conquered it all.
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363. Your employeès don't listen to your orders?
Easy solved by your trusted Inquisitor.
Vicarius
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364. When your wife fails to have anything but ABC sex with you, you assume it's because of her chastity belt and you order everyone around you to walk slower so she doesn't chafe, you might still have descendants by her, if you can find the key.
365. When you see an overpriced item in the shop, you make a mental note to check how many foreign merchants are in the local area, and to assassinate them as needed, also to recuit more of your own so you have an monoploy on the washing up liquid resorse... You forget the pint 'o milk as a result and your aforementioned spouce refuses to tell you where they key is, after she gives up the pretense of wanting to finish her embroidery when you point out that tht is what ladies in waiting are for, to which she reply it was your last wife who had that ancillery.
GIVE CREDIT TO YOUR ENEMY AND LITTLE TO YOURSELF, AS IT MAKES YOUR VICTORY ALL THE GREATER!-Under the influence of medically prescribed drugs, please take much salt with this post, you have been warned!
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366: Youve never played any other Total War game!
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Civis
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367: You tell your brother to go get ice cream and you yell "UNITS, AT THE DOUBLE!"
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368: When you are going somewhere with your little brother, about 20 meters before you reahc your destination you shout CHARGE!!!5
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369: When you are too lazy to get up and do something you pretend to blow a horn and yell "REFORM YOU SPINELESS WOMAN!" and with that extra morale you finally get up and do that something
Libertus
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370: When you are trying to do the above while in a sports match when your team started losing
Form Follows Function
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371: When you drink something that tastes awful, and you mutter to yourself; "next time it will be our foe, who will sup from this most foul cup!"
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372: Youve played so much you havent heard the above sentence in years.
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373. You try scrolling in your browser by moving the mouse to the bottom of the screen.
Civis
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374: In class you try and explain to your history teacher that the conquistadors were the best infantrymen in the world in the medieval times and that the venetians were the only counter to beating them (if you do multiplayer you will know what I mean)
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