My own parody on the Bush Administration
This is just a joke, nothing serious. I have written a parody of Bush talking with his advisors in his administration, which is over the top and makes out that Bush is even more stupid than he actually is.It's all just in the spirit of good humour, though, so please don't close the thread!
Enjoy!
Here it is:
The bush sends the odor filthers Scum! 1 ahhahhah!
The bush has drunk the beer. He picked up the sliced meat and has
pushed it under his tongue, chewed the fatty meat the tooth which
useless ground with him and spits outside the bone fragment, stupidly
smiled. His consultant, Honaeralda Fileaderammae, has drunk from giant
cup beer when loudly hits the belch. Haha! He third in the second
instruction, Ricaeras Trastataiaosa, chomped revolt pizza, drinks with
the beer and hits the belch and spits likes her is unworthy capitalist
pigdog. Haha!
"Hah, the" bush spoke, neglects, tears the lamb and
spits with his tooth outside the bone, "I thought that leader, ya
knew, tha the ' communism follower organizes, can be therefore the
type as for the spare parts democratic personage, aahha - * hits belch
* oops, ahahaaer, ahah, I knew these stinkin the ' left wing fool,
their certainly unusual wave abandoned the time to obtain the
dialogue, ahah!" He has smiled likes him is the pig, ahahh!
", these communism follower pig has not only been able to conspire to
oppose our brilliance the country, is their great President?" Ricaeras
which neglects. "they cannot ' ave because these democratic personage
and their stinkin ' lies! Hahha!"
"Ya fool!' Shouts stemming from checks Honearalda. "we have not come
here to waste time talkin ' about to be useless, the pitiful communism
follower pig, we smashes talks nonsense outside these commie dross
Mauuaahahahha! ! ! 1! ! ! "
"is silent!" Shouts the bush. Honearalda quietened gets down,
slightly. "was sorry that, great president, I am just -"
"shutdown. In front of "states Ricaeras, with then hits the
belch.
Bush spoke. "Rummaeas, you will arrange that - not, will meet the
European leader. Tells the cheese guzzle surrender monkey that our
noble ally leadership and is my servant no matter!" He sealed his
weak fist to get down the table.
Rummaeas believed that, smiles with slurping his beer: ", haha, no
wonder, considers you, president, in fact -"
Ricareas roared the feminine predator to roar the sound and
has seized the Rummaeas arm, sent out the hiss she to be evil filthily
in his ear. "is peaceful, fool! If the democratic personage
detected our great president has enticed our ally leadership, we are
messed up the great time! Not only that, but they will support
communism follower!"
"is, the" bush said, drinks the beer. "looked like is the unknown
personnel which these stinking free faction Democrat led is
extremely injured. Obviously, she attempts the enticement young
opposing leader. Haha. "
Rummaeas has smiled, with hit the belch. "Oops. You did not
mean that, any Mr. President, I believed, heheheh - MMuauyauaahaha!"
The "honestly your fool, that is second hand goods. The "bush swung
his head in the extreme stupid words and deeds which stupid grins.
"she is a respectable young woman, experiments by places them in the
innocent pet in the basket. Extremely calm?" He has smiled stupidly,
with has bitten the lamb giant bulk.
"extremely ' cools ', is. In front of "states Ricaeas. "but truly, Mr.
President, this chick is the uselessness which the cylinder and the
god damn pig should die, with therefore is her left wing boyfriend, that
liberalist pig. Why doesn't want you to let my ' convince ' he to
enter our plot?" She smiles. "I can - entice him. "she grinned.
"is very good, the" bush said, smiles the new conservative evil smile.
"carries on, with is happy, new negative factor servant. But to the
communism follower is vigilant, with do not have to trust any person
is not the American! God blesses America!" He hit the belch.
End of the first Chapter
Lol, I know that what I wrote is ridiculous, but it is supposed to be, as it is making fun of Bush.
To the moderators: Please don't close this thread! I know that it is silly, but it's all in the spirit of good fun!
What did everyone think of it then? Any good? Or was it useless?
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I never understood that.
Are you serious about this though:
Originally Posted by DrakKassleron
