Invisibility in the dark.
Human Directional
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Invisibility in the dark.
Dominus Qualitatium
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The ability to phase through objects...while swimming.
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Captain Obvious:
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“Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”
Baitai kihei
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The ability to win youtube arguments
Ronin
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The ability to look cool.
I'll ask again: if a gang-rape had started, do you think it would've been playfully incorporated into the show? Do you think the jokes would've kept flowing?
I say, what, what?
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The abillity to kill people with one strike, but only works on already dead people.
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The ability to control animals, but only kiwis. And you can't control Kiwis in New Zealand, because the whole country is like kryptonite.
The ability to talk at 35 kHz. Have fun as a human dog whistle I guess.
The ability to sell anything. For a penny.
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Samurai
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Lasercock! to fire lasers from your wang only when you have to whizz.
credo ut intelligam
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The ability to hit the bullseye every time you throw a dart.
Senshi
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The ability to know all....that has already been discovered.
Proud American
credo ut intelligam
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That's not useless, i'd love that power for my exams.
Jukutatsu shita
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the ability to talk to animals...but you don't understand what they reply.
Abortion: The pregnant woman doesn't carry a toothbrush in her womb, nor a tumor. Science teaches that from the moment of conception, the new being has all the genetic code. It's impressive. It's not, therefore, a religious question but clearly a moral one, based on science.
Homosexuals: Gay marriage is "an anthropological step backward. If there's a private union, then third parties and society aren't affected. But if they're granted marriage rights and can adopt, there could be children affected. Every person needs a masculine father and a feminine mother to help them settle their identity."
Feminism: A philosophy of constant feminism doesn't give the woman the dignity she deserves. ... It runs the risk of becoming machismo in skirts.
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X-ray vision which works only on ugly women. But that's a matter of taste I guess.Originally Posted by Boyar Son
The ability to foresee one second ahead.
Jukutatsu shita
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The ability to teleport yourself, but only into a prison cell or in front of something dangerous.
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Suguchi
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the ability to shoot laser from your eyes... as long as you are looking at girls!
Jukutatsu shita
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ability to see what happens 10 hours from now...when you are already sleeping.
Abortion: The pregnant woman doesn't carry a toothbrush in her womb, nor a tumor. Science teaches that from the moment of conception, the new being has all the genetic code. It's impressive. It's not, therefore, a religious question but clearly a moral one, based on science.
Homosexuals: Gay marriage is "an anthropological step backward. If there's a private union, then third parties and society aren't affected. But if they're granted marriage rights and can adopt, there could be children affected. Every person needs a masculine father and a feminine mother to help them settle their identity."
Feminism: A philosophy of constant feminism doesn't give the woman the dignity she deserves. ... It runs the risk of becoming machismo in skirts.
Baitai kihei
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If anyone says meat vision they are not a man. I did an essay last year where the promt was "If you could have a super power what would it be?". I wrote 3 whole pages on the merits of meat vision. needless to say i got an 85 on it
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Jukutatsu shita
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congrats on your 1000th post!If anyone says meat vision they are not a man. I did an essay last year where the promt was "If you could have a super power what would it be?". I wrote 3 whole pages on the merits of meat vision. needless to say i got an 85 on it
Abortion: The pregnant woman doesn't carry a toothbrush in her womb, nor a tumor. Science teaches that from the moment of conception, the new being has all the genetic code. It's impressive. It's not, therefore, a religious question but clearly a moral one, based on science.
Homosexuals: Gay marriage is "an anthropological step backward. If there's a private union, then third parties and society aren't affected. But if they're granted marriage rights and can adopt, there could be children affected. Every person needs a masculine father and a feminine mother to help them settle their identity."
Feminism: A philosophy of constant feminism doesn't give the woman the dignity she deserves. ... It runs the risk of becoming machismo in skirts.
Senshi
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ToucheThat's not useless, i'd love that power for my exams
Proud American
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The ability to moderate an internet forum.
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