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    Invisibility in the dark.



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    The ability to phase through objects...while swimming.
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    Captain Obvious:

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    The ability to win youtube arguments

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    The ability to look cool.
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    The abillity to kill people with one strike, but only works on already dead people.

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    The ability to control animals, but only kiwis. And you can't control Kiwis in New Zealand, because the whole country is like kryptonite.
    The ability to talk at 35 kHz. Have fun as a human dog whistle I guess.
    The ability to sell anything. For a penny.
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    Lasercock! to fire lasers from your wang only when you have to whizz.

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    The ability to hit the bullseye every time you throw a dart.
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    The ability to know all....that has already been discovered.
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    That's not useless, i'd love that power for my exams .
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    the ability to talk to animals...but you don't understand what they reply.
    Abortion: The pregnant woman doesn't carry a toothbrush in her womb, nor a tumor. Science teaches that from the moment of conception, the new being has all the genetic code. It's impressive. It's not, therefore, a religious question but clearly a moral one, based on science.
    Homosexuals: Gay marriage is "an anthropological step backward. If there's a private union, then third parties and society aren't affected. But if they're granted marriage rights and can adopt, there could be children affected. Every person needs a masculine father and a feminine mother to help them settle their identity."
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    Or x-ray vision...
    X-ray vision which works only on ugly women. But that's a matter of taste I guess.
    The ability to foresee one second ahead.

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    The ability to teleport yourself, but only into a prison cell or in front of something dangerous.
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    the ability to shoot laser from your eyes... as long as you are looking at girls!

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    ability to see what happens 10 hours from now...when you are already sleeping.
    Abortion: The pregnant woman doesn't carry a toothbrush in her womb, nor a tumor. Science teaches that from the moment of conception, the new being has all the genetic code. It's impressive. It's not, therefore, a religious question but clearly a moral one, based on science.
    Homosexuals: Gay marriage is "an anthropological step backward. If there's a private union, then third parties and society aren't affected. But if they're granted marriage rights and can adopt, there could be children affected. Every person needs a masculine father and a feminine mother to help them settle their identity."
    Feminism: A philosophy of constant feminism doesn't give the woman the dignity she deserves. ... It runs the risk of becoming machismo in skirts.

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    If anyone says meat vision they are not a man. I did an essay last year where the promt was "If you could have a super power what would it be?". I wrote 3 whole pages on the merits of meat vision. needless to say i got an 85 on it


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    Quote Originally Posted by mp0295 View Post
    If anyone says meat vision they are not a man. I did an essay last year where the promt was "If you could have a super power what would it be?". I wrote 3 whole pages on the merits of meat vision. needless to say i got an 85 on it
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    Abortion: The pregnant woman doesn't carry a toothbrush in her womb, nor a tumor. Science teaches that from the moment of conception, the new being has all the genetic code. It's impressive. It's not, therefore, a religious question but clearly a moral one, based on science.
    Homosexuals: Gay marriage is "an anthropological step backward. If there's a private union, then third parties and society aren't affected. But if they're granted marriage rights and can adopt, there could be children affected. Every person needs a masculine father and a feminine mother to help them settle their identity."
    Feminism: A philosophy of constant feminism doesn't give the woman the dignity she deserves. ... It runs the risk of becoming machismo in skirts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Copperknickers II View Post
    That's not useless, i'd love that power for my exams .
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    The ability to moderate an internet forum.
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