The ability to turn invisible.
But only when you're asleep.
The abilty to shapeshift....but only into a midget
The ability to turn invisible.
But only when you're asleep.
The abilty to shapeshift....but only into a midget
The ability to turn invisible
Only when no one is looking
That's actually really useful. You could hide in a bag and when you are put in the cargo room of a bus, you could get out of the bag, steal valuables from the other bags and then return to yours. They actually do this in some countries.
Also you could cosplay a halfling. With steroids, a dwarf too. I think it would be cool.
This is a pretty useless superpower...
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I would say X-Ray vision, but it only works with transparent objects.
U.L.B.C. | W.B.C.
"Rowing is the only sport that originated as a form of capital punishment."
The ability to walk on water, but only when it's less than half an inch deep
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God mode useless if you're an atheist ( i dunno if this can be classified as superpower)
Super speed, when having sex with a girl
Travel at the speed of light, but you have to keep your eyes closed.
R2TW stance: Ceterum autem censeo res publica delendam esse
The ability to have massive erections, but only in the presence of other men.
Hot dog vision, where you see hot dogs everywhere.
the ability to decrease the temperature with your breath..when you have a cold
The ability to tun invisible except for your cock.
Being able to keep your eyes open while sneezing.
Et sekund er som et minutt her inne
Minutt som en time. Time som et døgn
Og du trur du ser ting å så klart
Eg seier ikkje ett ord til før eg får en advokat
Laser Pointer Vision
Now everyone knows when you're checking out that girl's (or guys) ass.
The ability to shoot flames out of your eyes, when your eyes aren't flame resistant.
The ability to fly when deathly afraid of heights.
Being Superman when Carbon is your Kryptonite.
The ability to play hockey (I had to)
The ability to fly in the confines of an airplane.
The ability to walk through only the drywall part of a wall.
The ability to turn coins into smaller valued coins (ex. nickesls to pennies)
The ability to predict 50/50 situations 50% of the time.
The ability to jump high but land like a normal person.
Superhuman speed only on a treadmill.
Forget the Cod this man needs a Sturgeon!