The ability to turn invisible.
But only when you're asleep.
The abilty to shapeshift....but only into a midget
Banzai jūden-ki
Re: Useless Superpowers
The ability to turn invisible.
But only when you're asleep.
The abilty to shapeshift....but only into a midget
Jowa
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The ability to turn invisible
Only when no one is looking
Ishiyumi no shashu
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That's actually really useful. You could hide in a bag and when you are put in the cargo room of a bus, you could get out of the bag, steal valuables from the other bags and then return to yours. They actually do this in some countries.Originally Posted by thatguy
Also you could cosplay a halfling. With steroids, a dwarf too. I think it would be cool.
Senshi
Re: Useless Superpowers
This is a pretty useless superpower...
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I would say X-Ray vision, but it only works with transparent objects.
"Than for sothe that knyght comely,
In Agincourt feld he faught manly;
Thorow grace of God most myghty,
He had bothe the felde, and the victory!"
grant woodgrain grippin
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The ability to walk on water, but only when it's less than half an inch deep
Last edited by Shazbot; December 26, 2009 at 02:14 PM.
QVID MELIVS ROMA?
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God mode useless if you're an atheist ( i dunno if this can be classified as superpower)
Re: Useless Superpowers
Super speed, when having sex with a girl
Jukutatsu shita
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oh you want to turn this into a nationalist pissing match we can do thisThis is a pretty useless superpower...
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I would say X-Ray vision, but it only works with transparent objects.
Super speed, when having sex with a girl
Abortion: The pregnant woman doesn't carry a toothbrush in her womb, nor a tumor. Science teaches that from the moment of conception, the new being has all the genetic code. It's impressive. It's not, therefore, a religious question but clearly a moral one, based on science.
Homosexuals: Gay marriage is "an anthropological step backward. If there's a private union, then third parties and society aren't affected. But if they're granted marriage rights and can adopt, there could be children affected. Every person needs a masculine father and a feminine mother to help them settle their identity."
Feminism: A philosophy of constant feminism doesn't give the woman the dignity she deserves. ... It runs the risk of becoming machismo in skirts.
Jukutatsu shita
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Travel at the speed of light, but you have to keep your eyes closed.
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Senshi
Re: Useless Superpowers
The ability to have massive erections, but only in the presence of other men.
Senshi
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Lol, I wondered when somebody was going to pull me up on that oneoh you want to turn this into a nationalist pissing match we can do this
"Than for sothe that knyght comely,
In Agincourt feld he faught manly;
Thorow grace of God most myghty,
He had bothe the felde, and the victory!"
Banzai jūden-ki
Re: Useless Superpowers
Wouldn't that be good in your c....
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Women being able to read a man's mind
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IT'S A LIE
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Hot dog vision, where you see hot dogs everywhere.
Jukutatsu shita
Re: Useless Superpowers
the ability to decrease the temperature with your breath..when you have a cold
Abortion: The pregnant woman doesn't carry a toothbrush in her womb, nor a tumor. Science teaches that from the moment of conception, the new being has all the genetic code. It's impressive. It's not, therefore, a religious question but clearly a moral one, based on science.
Homosexuals: Gay marriage is "an anthropological step backward. If there's a private union, then third parties and society aren't affected. But if they're granted marriage rights and can adopt, there could be children affected. Every person needs a masculine father and a feminine mother to help them settle their identity."
Feminism: A philosophy of constant feminism doesn't give the woman the dignity she deserves. ... It runs the risk of becoming machismo in skirts.
Samurai
Re: Useless Superpowers
The ability to tun invisible except for your cock.
Ishiyumi no shashu
Re: Useless Superpowers
Being able to keep your eyes open while sneezing.
Et sekund er som et minutt her inne
Minutt som en time. Time som et døgn
Og du trur du ser ting å så klart
Eg seier ikkje ett ord til før eg får en advokat
Jowa
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Baitai kihei
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The Ability to get any girl you wanted, as long as they weigh over 250 pounds.
Human Directional
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Laser Pointer Vision
Now everyone knows when you're checking out that girl's (or guys) ass.
Banzai jūden-ki
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The ability to shoot flames out of your eyes, when your eyes aren't flame resistant.
The ability to fly when deathly afraid of heights.
Being Superman when Carbon is your Kryptonite.
The ability to play hockey (I had to)
The ability to fly in the confines of an airplane.
The ability to walk through only the drywall part of a wall.
The ability to turn coins into smaller valued coins (ex. nickesls to pennies)
The ability to predict 50/50 situations 50% of the time.
The ability to jump high but land like a normal person.
Superhuman speed only on a treadmill.
Forget the Cod this man needs a Sturgeon!
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