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    Default Re: Useless Superpowers

    The ability to turn invisible.
    But only when you're asleep.


    The abilty to shapeshift....but only into a midget

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    The ability to turn invisible
    Only when no one is looking
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    Quote Originally Posted by thatguy View Post
    The abilty to shapeshift....but only into a midget
    That's actually really useful. You could hide in a bag and when you are put in the cargo room of a bus, you could get out of the bag, steal valuables from the other bags and then return to yours. They actually do this in some countries.

    Also you could cosplay a halfling. With steroids, a dwarf too. I think it would be cool.

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    Default Re: Useless Superpowers

    This is a pretty useless superpower...

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    I would say X-Ray vision, but it only works with transparent objects.
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    The ability to walk on water, but only when it's less than half an inch deep
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    Default Re: Useless Superpowers

    God mode useless if you're an atheist ( i dunno if this can be classified as superpower)

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    Super speed, when having sex with a girl

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    This is a pretty useless superpower...

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    I would say X-Ray vision, but it only works with transparent objects.
    oh you want to turn this into a nationalist pissing match we can do this
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    Travel at the speed of light, but you have to keep your eyes closed.
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    The ability to have massive erections, but only in the presence of other men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyar Son View Post
    oh you want to turn this into a nationalist pissing match we can do this

    Lol, I wondered when somebody was going to pull me up on that one
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    The ability to have massive erections, but only in the presence of other men.
    Wouldn't that be good in your c....

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    Hot dog vision, where you see hot dogs everywhere.

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    the ability to decrease the temperature with your breath..when you have a cold
    Abortion: The pregnant woman doesn't carry a toothbrush in her womb, nor a tumor. Science teaches that from the moment of conception, the new being has all the genetic code. It's impressive. It's not, therefore, a religious question but clearly a moral one, based on science.
    Homosexuals: Gay marriage is "an anthropological step backward. If there's a private union, then third parties and society aren't affected. But if they're granted marriage rights and can adopt, there could be children affected. Every person needs a masculine father and a feminine mother to help them settle their identity."
    Feminism: A philosophy of constant feminism doesn't give the woman the dignity she deserves. ... It runs the risk of becoming machismo in skirts.

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    The ability to tun invisible except for your cock.

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    Being able to keep your eyes open while sneezing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sevasti View Post
    Being able to keep your eyes open while sneezing.
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    The Ability to get any girl you wanted, as long as they weigh over 250 pounds.

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    Default Re: Useless Superpowers

    Laser Pointer Vision

    Now everyone knows when you're checking out that girl's (or guys) ass.



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    The ability to shoot flames out of your eyes, when your eyes aren't flame resistant.

    The ability to fly when deathly afraid of heights.

    Being Superman when Carbon is your Kryptonite.

    The ability to play hockey (I had to)

    The ability to fly in the confines of an airplane.

    The ability to walk through only the drywall part of a wall.

    The ability to turn coins into smaller valued coins (ex. nickesls to pennies)

    The ability to predict 50/50 situations 50% of the time.

    The ability to jump high but land like a normal person.

    Superhuman speed only on a treadmill.
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