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    Invisibility in the dark.



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    The ability to phase through objects...while swimming.
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    Captain Obvious:

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    “Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”

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    The ability to win youtube arguments

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    The ability to look cool.
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    The abillity to kill people with one strike, but only works on already dead people.

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    The ability to control animals, but only kiwis. And you can't control Kiwis in New Zealand, because the whole country is like kryptonite.
    The ability to talk at 35 kHz. Have fun as a human dog whistle I guess.
    The ability to sell anything. For a penny.
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    Lasercock! to fire lasers from your wang only when you have to whizz.

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    The ability to hit the bullseye every time you throw a dart.
    A new mobile phone tower went up in a town in the USA, and the local newspaper asked a number of people what they thought of it. Some said they noticed their cellphone reception was better. Some said they noticed the tower was affecting their health.

    A local administrator was asked to comment. He nodded sagely, and said simply: "Wow. And think about how much more pronounced these effects will be once the tower is actually operational."

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    The ability to know all....that has already been discovered.
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    That's not useless, i'd love that power for my exams .
    A new mobile phone tower went up in a town in the USA, and the local newspaper asked a number of people what they thought of it. Some said they noticed their cellphone reception was better. Some said they noticed the tower was affecting their health.

    A local administrator was asked to comment. He nodded sagely, and said simply: "Wow. And think about how much more pronounced these effects will be once the tower is actually operational."

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    the ability to talk to animals...but you don't understand what they reply.

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    Or x-ray vision...
    X-ray vision which works only on ugly women. But that's a matter of taste I guess.
    The ability to foresee one second ahead.

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    The ability to teleport yourself, but only into a prison cell or in front of something dangerous.
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    the ability to shoot laser from your eyes... as long as you are looking at girls!

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    ability to see what happens 10 hours from now...when you are already sleeping.

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    If anyone says meat vision they are not a man. I did an essay last year where the promt was "If you could have a super power what would it be?". I wrote 3 whole pages on the merits of meat vision. needless to say i got an 85 on it


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    Quote Originally Posted by mp0295 View Post
    If anyone says meat vision they are not a man. I did an essay last year where the promt was "If you could have a super power what would it be?". I wrote 3 whole pages on the merits of meat vision. needless to say i got an 85 on it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Copperknickers II View Post
    That's not useless, i'd love that power for my exams .
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    The ability to moderate an internet forum.
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