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    Default Useless Superpowers

    Can anybody think of them?

    Like the ability to fly...so long as you're inside of an airplane or helicopter.

    Or x-ray vision...except your eyes project red laser that points to where you're looking.
    Last edited by Boyar Son; December 25, 2009 at 11:35 PM.

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    Super strength that only works when lifting light stuff.

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    Immortality... that only works if you're in a coma/ in tremendous pain.
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    Default Re: Useless Superpowers

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Reginald View Post
    Immortality... that only works if you're in a coma/ in tremendous pain.
    Super strength that only works when lifting light stuff.
    aohh

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    Default Re: Useless Superpowers

    The ability to see 2 seconds into the future.
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    Default Re: Useless Superpowers

    Quote Originally Posted by Future Redleg Officer View Post
    The ability to see 2 seconds into the future.


    the ability to shape shift...to how you looked yesterday.

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    The ability to exchange freezing for sweating
    The ability to remove amnesia until the person remembers something.
    Last edited by Salem1; December 26, 2009 at 12:22 AM.

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    Moving things telepathically..... except you have to be able to reach out and touch them.

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    The ability to conduct a symphony orchestra.

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    The Ability to create money, but only up to the amount in your checking account



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    Jumping really high with no parachute or the ability to land safely.

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    Having a speedlimit of 20 miles per hour when you are flying.

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    The ability to read minds, but only if it's your own.

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    Being able to materialize spiderwebs .. that are actually only as strong as spiderwebs
    (I do know that spiderwebs actually have a fairly high strength/weight ratio, but spiderwebs are so small it doesnt matter rmuch)
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    The ability to know lottery numbers ...... but only past ones

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    The ability to detect incoming objects......after you've been hit by them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Future Redleg Officer View Post
    The ability to see 2 seconds into the future.
    what about the ability to remember 2 seconds ago?

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    Night vision.... But only in the north pole during summer.
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    An ability to shoot one cotton ball every 5 months.

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    Default Re: Useless Superpowers

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Reginald View Post
    Immortality... that only works if you're in a coma/ in tremendous pain.
    Lol, like in this British comedy, Misfits, one guy called Nathan only finds out that his power is immortality hwne he gets killed and buried

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5a-i...eature=related

    (it's the only video I could find of him buried and finding out)
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