Can anybody think of them?
Like the ability to fly...so long as you're inside of an airplane or helicopter.
Or x-ray vision...except your eyes project red laser that points to where you're looking.
Jukutatsu shita
Useless Superpowers
Can anybody think of them?
Like the ability to fly...so long as you're inside of an airplane or helicopter.
Or x-ray vision...except your eyes project red laser that points to where you're looking.
Last edited by Boyar Son; December 25, 2009 at 11:35 PM.
Abortion: The pregnant woman doesn't carry a toothbrush in her womb, nor a tumor. Science teaches that from the moment of conception, the new being has all the genetic code. It's impressive. It's not, therefore, a religious question but clearly a moral one, based on science.
Homosexuals: Gay marriage is "an anthropological step backward. If there's a private union, then third parties and society aren't affected. But if they're granted marriage rights and can adopt, there could be children affected. Every person needs a masculine father and a feminine mother to help them settle their identity."
Feminism: A philosophy of constant feminism doesn't give the woman the dignity she deserves. ... It runs the risk of becoming machismo in skirts.
I say, what, what?
Re: Useless Superpowers
Super strength that only works when lifting light stuff.
Militia Fix, Foreign Legions mod 7.0, EB's NTW Total Music, Knights of St. John mod, Napoleon Event Pictures, The Wardrobe of 1805 mod and the new Music of War.
!Under Proud Patronage of Gunny!
Ōji
Re: Useless Superpowers
Immortality... that only works if you're in a coma/ in tremendous pain.
Jukutatsu shita
Re: Useless Superpowers
Originally Posted by Sir Reginald
aohhSuper strength that only works when lifting light stuff.
Abortion: The pregnant woman doesn't carry a toothbrush in her womb, nor a tumor. Science teaches that from the moment of conception, the new being has all the genetic code. It's impressive. It's not, therefore, a religious question but clearly a moral one, based on science.
Homosexuals: Gay marriage is "an anthropological step backward. If there's a private union, then third parties and society aren't affected. But if they're granted marriage rights and can adopt, there could be children affected. Every person needs a masculine father and a feminine mother to help them settle their identity."
Feminism: A philosophy of constant feminism doesn't give the woman the dignity she deserves. ... It runs the risk of becoming machismo in skirts.
Jōgi
Re: Useless Superpowers
The ability to see 2 seconds into the future.
“The nation that will insist upon drawing a broad line of demarcation between the fighting man and the thinking man is liable to find its fighting done by fools and its thinking by cowards.”
—Sir William Francis Butler
Jukutatsu shita
Re: Useless Superpowers
the ability to shape shift...to how you looked yesterday.
Abortion: The pregnant woman doesn't carry a toothbrush in her womb, nor a tumor. Science teaches that from the moment of conception, the new being has all the genetic code. It's impressive. It's not, therefore, a religious question but clearly a moral one, based on science.
Homosexuals: Gay marriage is "an anthropological step backward. If there's a private union, then third parties and society aren't affected. But if they're granted marriage rights and can adopt, there could be children affected. Every person needs a masculine father and a feminine mother to help them settle their identity."
Feminism: A philosophy of constant feminism doesn't give the woman the dignity she deserves. ... It runs the risk of becoming machismo in skirts.
Kei kihei
Chugen
Re: Useless Superpowers
Moving things telepathically..... except you have to be able to reach out and touch them.
Cornerstone
Re: Useless Superpowers
The ability to conduct a symphony orchestra.
...
Spit it Out, Mr Hughes!
Re: Useless Superpowers
The Ability to create money, but only up to the amount in your checking account
Sōkō no yari
Baitai kihei
Re: Useless Superpowers
Having a speedlimit of 20 miles per hour when you are flying.
grant woodgrain grippin
Re: Useless Superpowers
The ability to read minds, but only if it's your own.
Ninja
Re: Useless Superpowers
Being able to materialize spiderwebs .. that are actually only as strong as spiderwebs
(I do know that spiderwebs actually have a fairly high strength/weight ratio, but spiderwebs are so small it doesnt matter rmuch)
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
Re: Useless Superpowers
The ability to know lottery numbers ...... but only past ones
Sōkō no yari
Re: Useless Superpowers
The ability to detect incoming objects......after you've been hit by them.
Imperial Coffee-Runner
Re: Useless Superpowers
what about the ability to remember 2 seconds ago?
Under the Patronage of the Dreadful cedric37!
Ancs Guide, Emergent Factions , Yes/No Events |L'Outremer for Modders| Swagger's Skymod
Ninja
Re: Useless Superpowers
Night vision.... But only in the north pole during summer.
And this:
Ishiyumi no shashu
Re: Useless Superpowers
An ability to shoot one cotton ball every 5 months.
Re: Useless Superpowers
Lol, like in this British comedy, Misfits, one guy called Nathan only finds out that his power is immortality hwne he gets killed and buried
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5a-i...eature=related
(it's the only video I could find of him buried and finding out)
Last edited by TheXand; December 26, 2009 at 09:03 AM.
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
