Friday, September 2nd, 2005
>
>Dear Mr. Bush:
>
>Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina
>and thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted.
>Where on earth could you have misplaced all our military choppers? Do
>you need help finding them? I once lost my car in a Sears parking lot.
>Man, was that a drag.
>
>Also, any idea where all our national guard soldiers are? We could
>really use them right now for the type of thing they signed up to do
>like helping with national disasters. How come they weren't there to
>begin with?
>
>Last Thursday I was in south Florida and sat outside while the eye of
>Hurricane Katrina passed over my head. It was only a Category 1 then
>but it was pretty nasty. Eleven people died and, as of today, there
>were still homes without power. That night the weatherman said this
>storm was on its way to New Orleans. That was Thursday! Did anybody
>tell you? I know you didn't want to interrupt your vacation and I know
>how you don't like to get bad news. Plus, you had fundraisers to go to
>and mothers of dead soldiers to ignore and smear. You sure showed her!
>
>I especially like how, the day after the hurricane, instead of flying
>to Louisiana, you flew to San Diego to party with your business peeps.
>Don't let people criticize you for this -- after all, the hurricane was
>over and what the heck could you do, put your finger in the dike?
>
>And don't listen to those who, in the coming days, will reveal how you
>specifically reduced the Army Corps of Engineers' budget for New
>Orleans this summer for the third year in a row. You just tell them
>that even if you hadn't cut the money to fix those levees, there
>weren't going to be any Army engineers to fix them anyway because you
>had a much more important construction job for them -- BUILDING
>DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ!
>
>On Day 3, when you finally left your vacation home, I have to say I was
>moved by how you had your Air Force One pilot descend from the clouds
>as you flew over New Orleans so you could catch a quick look of the
>disaster. Hey, I know you couldn't stop and grab a bullhorn and stand
>on some rubble and act like a commander in chief. Been there done that.
>
>There will be those who will try to politicize this tragedy and try to
>use it against you. Just have your people keep pointing that out.
>Respond to nothing. Even those pesky scientists who predicted this
>would happen because the water in the Gulf of Mexico is getting hotter
>and hotter making a storm like this inevitable. Ignore them and all
>their global warming Chicken Littles. There is nothing unusual about a
>hurricane that was so wide it would be like having one F-4 tornado that
>stretched from New York to Cleveland.
>
>No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30
>percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had
>no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean,
>it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving
>white people on their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race
>has nothing -- NOTHING -- to do with this!
>
>You hang in there, Mr. Bush. Just try to find a few of our Army
>helicopters and send them there. Pretend the people of New Orleans and
>the Gulf Coast are near Tikrit.
>
>Yours,
>
>Michael Moore
>MMFlint@aol.com
>www.MichaelMoore.com
>
>P.S. That annoying mother, Cindy Sheehan, is no longer at your ranch.
>She and dozens of other relatives of the Iraqi War dead are now driving
>across the country, stopping in many cities along the way. Maybe you can [
>http://www.bringthemhomenowtour.org/...y.php?modin=50 ] catch
>up with them before they get to DC on September 21st.