Primicerius
Re: 105 pickup lines. The good, the bad and the funny
If you're desperate you can try the Churchill method.
"Would you sleep with me for a billion dollars?"
"Yes, I would"
"Would you sleep with me for a dollar?"
*slap* "What kind of a woman do you think I am?"
"We've already determined what kind of a woman you are, now we're just talking about the price."
Or, you could go with the "Hai, buttsex?"
“The human eye is a wonderful device. With a little effort, it can fail to see even the most glaring injustice.”
Praeses
Re: 105 pickup lines. The good, the bad and the funny
I said a Dutch translated version of it, she reacted with an open mouth and the proceeded to give a good ol' slap right on the left cheek, it was red for 2 hoursOriginally Posted by husker9.2
sorry for the double post but if you really did that you are my hero..
“Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”
Campidoctor
Re: 105 pickup lines. The good, the bad and the funny
I just go
"Hi, my name is lifeguard. I mean John. What's yours?"
Hmm, what would the Dutch translation be? :p I can't think of it.I said a Dutch translated version of it,
Last edited by Belgian General; December 12, 2009 at 06:08 AM.
Re: 105 pickup lines. The good, the bad and the funny
Cracks me up!
Vicarius
Re: 105 pickup lines. The good, the bad and the funny
LOL does that work?
And I think if you would translate it it wouldn't sound good anymore in dutch.
Primicerius
Re: 105 pickup lines. The good, the bad and the funny
I've actually used 105 before
It actually went over well
Praeses
Re: 105 pickup lines. The good, the bad and the funny
Dutch:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
“Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”
Vicarius
Re: 105 pickup lines. The good, the bad and the funny
Mmh, a bit too obvious imo, it would get you a slap eitherway...Dutch:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Vicarius
Re: 105 pickup lines. The good, the bad and the funny
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Guess who's back :D
Re: 105 pickup lines. The good, the bad and the funny
I miss these 2:
Hey nice shoes, wanna have sex?
And this one in dutch
Masturbeer jij?
[eh wat]
Wat studeer jij?
TWC Son of the One and Only Abbews
Praeses
Re: 105 pickup lines. The good, the bad and the funny
Nah me and the girl always act crazy so it was ok, she did hit me pretty damn hard thouMmh, a bit too obvious imo, it would get you a slap eitherway...
“Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”
Re: 105 pickup lines. The good, the bad and the funny
Dutch:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:LOLWTF?I feel kind of lame now, will you make me hard?
Vicarius
Re: 105 pickup lines. The good, the bad and the funny
99. Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice
That one just made my day!
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Primicerius
Re: 105 pickup lines. The good, the bad and the funny
Say number 9 to a jewish woman!
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