Song talks about a Greek Hoplitai which faced casually a Roman around, secure for an easy victory, starting to joke the opponent too.. but reality's different from what he thought
When you were here before,
Couldn't look you in the shield
You're just like a Romanus,
Your insignia makes me laugh
You fight like a fairy
With you beautiful pink armor
You cant beat an Hoplitai
You're so in' gay
But I'm a Greek,
I'm a weirdo
Why the hell am I dying' here?
I didnt expect this
I don't care if your gladius hurts,
I wanna have control
Control of the fight, but now thanks to you,
I have to go home
Go home on my hoploooooooooon
I want you to notice
You farted like Medusa
You're a in' stinky Romanus
I wish I was Alexander
But I'm a Greek,
I'm a weirdo
Why the hell am I dying' here?
I didnt expect this, ohhhh, ohhhh
I'm running away
My time is running out
run run run run...
run... run...
Whatever makes you happy
Whatever... you won
You're so in' Romanus
I wish I was Alexander
But I'm a Greek,
I'm a weirdo
Why the hell am I dying' here?
I didnt expect this
I didnt expect this..