Part 4 - A new toy
And so the time came that the austrians laid siege on Breslau, the capital of Silesia. Negotiations started with the local garrison.
Garrison colonel: Du bist ein berliner?
Austrian general: No I'm not. I do not come from Berlin, were do you come from?
Garrison colonel: You head looks like ein hamburger
Austrain General: What did you just say?
Garrison colonel: Du bist ein hamburger.
Austrian General: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, ICH BIN EN FRANKFURTER FÜR GOTT'S SAKE.
Garrison colonel: Du bist ein Berliner?
Austrian General: ENOUGH, GET INSIDE YOU FORTRESS AND WE WILL FIGHT ABOUT THIS MATTER.
The austrians got a new toy prior to the battle. It were physically ill men which had fake guns. They made gunfiring sounds when firing and the enemy believed so much in these deadly units that they really died when they were getting "fake" shot. Indeed, a terrible weapon.
It was, an easy batle. The polish first assembled at the fortress square to discuss what they were going to do. They were an easy target for our with percussion caps armed howitzers. They finally decided to first take a wee before going into battle. The same thing happend as in the battle for hungary. The Austrians ambushed the polish behind a hill and the enemy got massacred.
It became an easy victory with only 53 causualties. The windbüchse jaegers with their fake shots were particullary effective.
Some time later 2 armies were advancing into french territory, 1 went to Paris to get some cake and the other went to alsec-lorraine. The armies met some ressistance. But it were all easy battles because the french were wondering what these strange boards were which spawned trough the country.
Meanwhile 2 other armies were created.
In the dardanelles the Fortress fleet met a polish fleet of small ships. As the austrians thought they had cake they immediatly attacked the enemy fleet with no mercy.
When the battle started a captian named Niko, commanding a fourth rate ship thought he could easily take on te small ships he saw on the horizon. The Heavy First Rate ship "Berliner" accepted the skirmish.
But then Niko suddenthly saw that the small ships on the horizon got larger and larger. "Magic!" He screamed and he quickly ordered the rest of the fleet to protect him.
The enemy fourth rate got defeated. And nothing was ever heard from Niko.
The large fleet of small boats were no match for the floating fortresses.
While some ships were chasing the feeling enemies, the remaining ships were having fun with shooting cannister shot at polish people who were begging for there lives.
No ship was lost, they almost didn't got damaged.