10000 things that will happen before RS2 is released

[juvenus]

128) I will have moved to Serbia and married three of the many beautiful Serbian girls -- so one can be cooking, one pleasuring me, and one can be regaining energy at all times!

Quite original.....but listen to this:
163. In order to protect our ever declining population from dispersing into the EU our government will have decided to permanently close the country and we'll change the name into The United Gates Of Serbia.
No one will be allowed in or out...

[apple]

Quite original.....but listen to this:
163. In order to protect our ever declining population from dispersing into the EU our government will have decided to permanently close the country and we'll change the name into The United Gates Of Serbia.
No one will be allowed in or out...

... and thus US invades the nation to free the people.

[kingman1337]

164. People will be living in underground cities after a destructive nuclear war.

[Gaius Suetonius Paulinus]

Quite original.....but listen to this:
163. In order to protect our ever declining population from dispersing into the EU our government will have decided to permanently close the country and we'll change the name into The United Gates Of Serbia.
No one will be allowed in or out...

Why the hell would anyone leave Serbia? Both the country and its women are beautiful. I'm guessing the same reason other Eastern Europeans emigrate - Money

[juvenus]

It's simple - the weed is forbidden here and the police beat the out of ya if they catch ya, so eventually:
165. Entire population of Serbia will migrate into the Netherlands
166. The Netherlands will win the World waterpolo championship (even though they don't play it at all) thanx to the Serbian immigrants.

[PurPul]

(165) Libya conquers serbia because all the people migrated to the Netherlands.

[damnmap]

I will finally get to delete this user name created solely to complain about the awful campaign map lag in ETW (I would not have a user name without this issue that has not been fixed since the release months ago)... thank god for the massive kingdoms modding community sorry about the crap grammar drunk

Also the EU will be formed into the holy jihadist caliphanate so that I may troll all of you and force a response instead of a continuation of this thread.

[Arnspac]

167

Enoch will get his priveleges back to TWC;

http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=268481

[swhunter]

The English language will switch back to old English.

[HunterKYA]

169) CA will fold based on user complaints surrounding Empire Total War and the pressure of trying to again produce a quality game worthy of the Total War series.

[cnaeus]

170) the dutchmen will put up a defensive line to hold back the aproching serbians

[SonOfAlexander]

171) Oil will be US$ 9,999,999,999,999... a vial full
172) The Americans will have decided tnat actually their decision at the Constitution was all wrong and they adopt German as the USA's first language.
173) Many southern states declare independence and decide to speak spanish
174) the North doesn't give a
175) The 666th President of the US, Adolf Mugabe Fitzel spontaneously combusts at his inauguration ceremony.
176) President 676 decied that the constitution is wrong and gets rid of it.
177) The english realise that EIRE, N.Ireland, Wales and Scotland are different countries and drop this ridulous idea of a united kingdom or great britain.
178) Kim Jong Il is actually the puppet they used on Team America, a post mortem shows
179) Gok Wan reveals his real name to the world, and people the owrld over piss themselves laughing as Gok Wan revelas himself to actually be 'Cock Wank'
180) The Macedonian government will realise it controls an area of the land that isn't Macedonia and appeals to the USA for help.
181) The USA asks if there's oil quietly and recieves a small 'yes'. All of USAF and the USMC are moved to the Balkans, only to find out there was no oil. The Americans don't care as they are too busy playing on their new X-Gameboy Mario DS PS-360

[Alexander III]

JUVENTUS WILL WIN SCUDETTO !!!!!!!! so, not even year anymore to release of RS2

FORZA JUVE

[nedo72]

Monkeys will be allowed to vote.

[HunterKYA]

184) Southeastern United States will declare its independence, again calling themselves the Confederate States of America
185) Because of this, and the CSA making itself an ally to terrorists, the United States invades the South to re-establish the Union
186) The Confederate Army fights a guerrilla war against the United States, hampering the US Army's advance toward the Confederate capitol of Atlanta
187) The CSA eventually succumbs to the overwhelming might of the US armed forces, re-establishing the Union at the cost of setting the South back 100 years

What a vivid imagination I have...

[juvenus]

JUVENTUS WILL WIN SCUDETTO !!!!!!!! so, not even year anymore to release of RS2

FORZA JUVE

I'd like to believe in this.......but Juve has the most avaricious management in Italy. They never spend enough cash on good new players....

188. Miraculously, the CSA receives the "help from above" as a new, unknown weapon made of Cryptonium-939 falls from the sky. They use it to utterly defeat the US army.
189. After this shocking defeat, the Union collapses and the newly organized country will have 2578563 states.

[Ybbon]

189. After this shocking defeat, the Union collapses and the newly organized country will have 2578563 states.

190. CA declares statehood and declares all further modding on any version of TW to be an act of war knowing that they can no longer compete with the far superior modders.
191. CA backtrack slightly and will let modders continue only if they take citizenship.

[Banana Jelly]

192. Saudi Arabia declares war on sex
193. America declare war on gay marriage
194. Rome Surrectum figures that the work is too hard and quits making it (RS2)

[PurPul]

(195) This thread reaches 1000 ideas,and my cat (profile pic, not avatar) actually stops biting me.

[matt will]

(132) This happens http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary

196) I want to buy that very expensive failure of a laptop because I find out that every other laptop producer dosn't give a crap that my new computer that I just bought from them freezes and crashes once every 10 minutes.
197)I get a laptop that can play ETW/NTW.