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    Default 10000 things that will happen before RS2 is released

    Fun thread to pass the time until release...sometime in the distant future.

    1.) We'll have colonized Mars
    2.) Playstation 17 will be old-gen
    3.) The next ice-age will have come and gone
    4.) The Black Death will come again


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    The USA will have a fair and equitable healthcare system.
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    6) Wales will be independent.

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    7) The last of Empire's bugs will be patched.
    Deeply lost in the night. Just as one sometimes lowers one’s head to reflect, thus to be utterly lost in the night. All around people are asleep. Its just play-acting, an innocent self- deception, that they sleep in houses, in safe beds, under a safe roof, stretched out or curled up on mattresses, in sheets, under blankets; in reality they have flocked together as they had once upon a time and again later in a deserted region, a camp in the open, a countless number of men, an army, a people, under a cold sky on cold earth, collapsed where once they had stood, forehead pressed on the arm, face to the ground, breathing quietly. And you are watching, are one of the watchmen, you find the next one by brandishing a burning stick from the brushwood pile beside you. Why are you watching? Someone must watch, it is said. Someone must be there.

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    8) The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan will be over and terrorism will have magically disappeared somehow.




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    9) Serbia will enter NATO and EU.
    10) New Empire's bugs will be discovered.

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    11)We'll all realize that Greeks were black and that Philip of Macedon was a white supremacist.

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    Man...you guys really know how to hurt our feelings.

    12) Microsoft will have released Windows 10....which will just delete your games automatically to protect you from them.
    13) CA\SEGA will release RS2.......having decided to buy it from us because we were taking too long to release it, and they were pissed too.

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    14) Michael Bay will make a film that doesn't rely on special effects
    15) Peace in the Middle East

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    USA stays in its own country

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    19) All the world's cars will run on alternative fuels
    20) World War III, IV, and V will have been fought and won, without mutually assured destruction
    21) The United States and the EU will decide, instead of competing with one another, will form the world's next great super-power
    22) China will have renounced Communism and embraced democracy

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    23) I will actually get a long term Girlfriend. *sigh*
    24) I will retire and have enough time to be a RS2 Beta Tester! Yay!
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    25) the voices in my head will shut the hell up for a change instead of keeping me awake (no joke aparently its quite common)

    26) the world will have given up cars in exchange for roof hopping martial arts style

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    27) CA will let the RS team edit the exe


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    28) Duke Nukem Forever is released!
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    Ok my turn.

    1. My book will be out,( Beyond Paradise ) by Dec. True!
    2. Arizona will become an ocean front.
    3. A new fruit will be discovered, ( Banapple )
    4. Money around the world will be replaced by pinto beans. ( In the past we used them for cash, playing cards when we didn't have any money for bets)
    5. Horses will be introduced once again as transportation because of the gas shortage.
    6. DVK will go mad and allow his hair to grow and beard as a Spartan.
    Or find a wig.
    7. The earth will get tired going one way and go another.
    8. Scientist will discover how to put wings on pigs, and no longer the saying " when pigs will fly" be revilent.

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    so we just need to annex baja california and some other lands from mexico
    ban apple
    continue the recession
    put a wig on dvk
    stuff a pig in a cannon and fire it off while it has wings attached to it.

    shouldnt be too difficult. Looking forward to your book hunter

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    Quote Originally Posted by chaplain118 View Post
    so we just need to annex baja california and some other lands from mexico
    ban apple
    continue the recession
    put a wig on dvk
    stuff a pig in a cannon and fire it off while it has wings attached to it.

    shouldnt be too difficult. Looking forward to your book hunter
    thank you.
    I will post more information in the future we are in editing right now.

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    R:TW 2 will be released and RS team will abandon work on RS2 for R:TW in favor of the R:TW2 engine. S:TW 2 will be released

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    38) People will learn to live without going to the bathroom
    39) Sex will stop being enjoyable for regular people

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