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    Moorish guy's Avatar Baitai kihei
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    Default Great Americans dying

    the title of this may have deceived you but your here now so lets begin


    The king of pop
    One of the best news reporters in America
    Farrah Fawcett

    who's next
    I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a . Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow

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    Rapax's Avatar The Colonel
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    Default Re: Great Americans dying

    You wanna make a death lottery or what?

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    manofarms89's Avatar Sōkō no yari
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    Default Re: Great Americans dying

    people get old, get sick, OD, and die. its life.

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    ★Bandiera Rossa☭'s Avatar The Red Menace
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    You forgot Billy Mays.. I think that annoying guy who does ShamWoW will be next.. Billy's Revenge hehehe.
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    Juggernaut's Avatar Banzai jūden-ki
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    Default Re: Great Americans dying

    You forgot Robert McNamara, who I think had a far more greater impact on history than those three.

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    Last Roman's Avatar ron :wub:in swanson
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rapax View Post
    You wanna make a death lottery or what?
    I got 3:1 odds the next one will be a sports star. any takers?
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    Downey's Avatar Shisai
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    I cant believe (as mentioned) that you forgot Billy Mays, he is a 10x greater loss then MJ.



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