Kingdom of Heaven Directors Cut HELP!

**Top-Tier-Tech** · July 20, 2009, 09:40 PM

Question for anyone who's watched the movie: Does the directors cut / extended edition or whatever you want to call it, contain any nudity?

Totally random question I know but I am trying to decide if I can watch it with my dad

**Mr. Pink** · July 20, 2009, 09:46 PM

You don't see Orlando Bloom's dick.

Sorry to dissapoint

**wonderless** · July 20, 2009, 09:47 PM

No, there isn't any nudity, but there is a minor sex scene. (Without nudity, weird?)

At least in the version I watched.

**vizi** · July 20, 2009, 09:47 PM

Serios admins, an Arts forum would be totally jawsome.

**Top-Tier-Tech** · July 20, 2009, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Danny_C_1

You don't see Orlando Bloom's dick.

Sorry to dissapoint

lol

Thanks man

**EireEmerald** · July 21, 2009, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by Danny_C_1

You don't see Orlando Bloom's dick.

Sorry to dissapoint

. I was thinking of getting it.

Originally Posted by wonderless

No, there isn't any nudity, but there is a minor sex scene. (Without nudity, weird?)

At least in the version I watched.

I am not gay, but I am somehow drawn to the Joker... in a sexual way.

**DaLeGiOnArY** · July 21, 2009, 07:14 AM

^Fail.

Originally Posted by Danny_C_1

You don't see Orlando Bloom's dick.

Sorry to dissapoint

owned

**axnsan** · July 21, 2009, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by Unorthodoxt

Serios admins, an Arts forum would be totally jawsome.

We have one

**Manco** · July 21, 2009, 07:31 AM

way to miss the point

**TemplarLord** · July 21, 2009, 08:03 AM

There are two scenes of sexual intercourse, but they are nowhere near any hardcore nudity... So it's perfectly safe to see it with your old man

**Каие** · July 21, 2009, 08:30 AM

Yeah, no nudity, but two obscure and dark low visibility sex scenes.

**The Bold Burgundian** · July 21, 2009, 12:07 PM

I enjoyed the DC immensely, despite the historically inaccuracies. Many new and extended scenes. But no nudity. But Ridly needs to research more, Templar knights don't marry!

**Visna** · July 21, 2009, 12:44 PM

Moved to The Arts.

Originally Posted by Danny_C_1

You don't see Orlando Bloom's dick.

Sorry to dissapoint

Pffft, who would want to anyways. Especially since we've already seen Mel Gibson's butt.

**Каие** · July 21, 2009, 12:57 PM

Don't lie Visna!

**Mr. Pink** · July 21, 2009, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by Eire_Emerald

. I was thinking of getting it.

I know, I was gutted after watching it. Total let down.

**Visna** · July 21, 2009, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by Яome kb8

Don't lie Visna!

Lie about what? Not being particularly interested in Orlando Bloom's gear? Or seeing Mel Gibson's butt? Because both are true.

**Top-Tier-Tech** · July 21, 2009, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by Visna

Lie about what? Not being particularly interested in Orlando Bloom's gear? Or seeing Mel Gibson's butt? Because both are true.

This thread has taking a disturbing turn

Thanks for all your answers guys

**EireEmerald** · July 21, 2009, 07:21 PM

Anyone else ( straight or otherwise ) find the joker from Batman attractive? or even batman for that matter?

**Admiral Piett** · July 21, 2009, 08:16 PM

Which Joker, Eire?

Oh and just as a reference, all of Ridley Scott's films contain no signifcant sex scenes. Scott himself is quoted to have been saying that "Sex is boring unless you yourself are doing it." I think the only film he did that had nudity was Blade Runner and it wasn't with sex.

**Dayman** · July 21, 2009, 08:50 PM

Unfortunately Eva Green does not get naked, but find the movie she is in called "the Dreamers" where there is plenty of tits, ass, and dick to satisfy any horndog. I'm pretty sure she shows her axewound too.