Oh my god! Stop what you are doing and watch your television screen! Another pretty white girl has gone missing, and we, as Fox/CNN/any other major tv news network in America, are going to set aside hours of valuable national broadcast time to get the details.
TV news is beyond repair. Girls get kidnapped all over the country, all the time. Boys too. And they're not always pretty, or white, or I guess marketable as a news/entertainment story. Gah, enough with the "liberal media" already, its a corporate media and is in the business of delivering commercials. They just figure that if they can deliver a carefully selected group of "newsworthy" stories, they can keep viewers coming back for more. I guess a lot of them figure, "hey, why not slant the story to our sponsors' benefit while we're at it? They might cut funding if we don't!" Something's got to give