The Black Metal Thread

[Pallantides]

A thread dedicated to the great artform known as Black Metal, please don't post any pop music like Dummy Burger or Cradle Of Fail.

[vizi]

I don't mind Dummy Burger.

Cradle of Fail sucks.

[Pallantides]

[vizi]

Awesome!

[Pallantides]

The Russian school system is improving.

[vizi]

I can tell. I would go to school dressed like that. I would be one of the coolest kids in the block.

Jamming out to some Marduk. Slaying some Jesus freaks with my windmills and roofing nails driven through leather wristbands. How cool would that be?

[God-Emperor of Mankind]

I demand sound !!
The dude with the acoustic was just rocking

Oh and old dimmu borgir is still good as is some of Cradle's.
Of course they don't hold a candle to Bathory or Immortal


Most awesome music video ever

[EireEmerald]

[Pallantides]

I can tell. I would go to school dressed like that. I would be one of the coolest kids in the block.

Jamming out to some Marduk. Slaying some Jesus freaks with my windmills and roofing nails driven through leather wristbands. How cool would that be?

Are you cool enough to wear your shirt like this?


About Marduk, Fisting God's Planet must be the greatest song title in music history.

[vizi]

I was suppose to see Marduk on my birthday. They had visa problems.

I just got to see Mayhem.

And I can't say I am cool enough to wear my shirt like that. I wear my Blood Fire Death t-shirt like a normal t-shirt. I am a hairy bastard. Don't want to scare away the black metal chicas.

[Arto]

YOU GUYS IN SUCK!

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Seriously, you're posting a Black Metal thread without Emperor?! Shame on you all!

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These guys aren't bad either.

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[vizi]

Jon Nödtveidt was a ing moron though.

The MLO is for ing losers and posers. any black metal band that buys into that fake ass .

it's not any atheist, humanist and ego-worshiping 'Satanic Bible' by Anton LaVey that Jon had in front of him, but a Satanic Grimoire. He despised LaVey and 'The Church of Satan.

Way to go Jon, you despise LaVey for creating some humanist and ego-worshiping church, and you go and kill yourself in the name of Satan during some silly ritual. What a ing joke. You would rather be brainwashed by the MLO then be a humanist...

[God-Emperor of Mankind]

Jon Nödtveidt was a ing moron though.

He is like the swedish version of Varg, he knew how to make good music("where dead angels lie" still gets regular spins here) but not the smartest person in the world.

[Atlassmurf]

This.

[Babur]

awesome thread man

but didn't that Burzum guy murder somebody and burned down a church?

otherwise the other bands are great

where is Gorgoroth?

[God-Emperor of Mankind]

awesome thread man

but didn't that Burzum guy murder somebody and burned down a church?

two churches if I recall, one fireman died.
And he stabbed the guitarist from Mayhem 28 times.

where is Gorgoroth?

They are decent.
I was one of the few who liked the "Incipit Satan" album.

[Lasias]

How about some Carpathian Forest?



This has got to be one of the funniest (yet still evil) BM song ever made.

[Pallantides]

awesome thread man

but didn't that Burzum guy murder somebody and burned down a church?

otherwise the other bands are great

where is Gorgoroth?

Gaahl is a great addition to the gay community but his ex-boyfriend is very un-metal!

[God-Emperor of Mankind]

Gaahl isn't in Gorgoroth anymore, neither is King ov Hell.

[Kyrre]

I can not resist him.

I think it is unnecessary to mention darkthrone.