Hear ye, hear ye!
In its wisdom, the Most Ancient, Puissant and Honourable Society of Silly Old Duffers or S.O.D. for short, has decided to organize a Contest, whereby we may know the cut of a man's gib and ascertain the public's level of dufferism, viz., their aptitude at entering our hallowed halls through duffer-like prowess.
The three winners of the contest, judged by the three Arch Duffers, will be awarded full junior membership to the Society, with all the necessary accoutrements and the rank of Senex Stultus, viz., Silly Old Duffer as the ancient Romans would have it.
The winners will be greeted through the most Honourable ceremony of Gunfire, with Mulled wine served by the Arch Duffers and the Reveille sounded in most solemn fashion.
As a guideline to what constitutes an apt submission, we would have paragraphs of no less than 50 words and no more than 100, in the like fashion:
Chocks away, toodle pip and all that hullabaloo!Originally Posted by Aspiring Duffer
Signed:
La-De-Dah Gnr Graham, Oldgamer, Kleber, Arch-Duffers
Rsty Bloodnok, Senex Stultus
Taffy, porter