New story begins with new character works as blacksmith and a warlord from Irish tribe. Gandalf appeared again to eat him and to love no one like his mom and then a psycho appeared to him and said, "You have dirty shoes and you must eat something for three days and summon Dark Magician, after he appear to challenge Yugi he got destroyed so he went to pharos lighthouse to visit Alexandria and to eat something he called khatsudoom, after that he proceeded to eat the carrot of the gods. Slifer got mad and took a sword then he applied butter to a piece of cake and then sold it cheap and wrote a best-selling memoir. three days later so he can buy back his food and TV, he worked as a marine biologist and he was sent to antartica to look for the legendary green and gigantic penguin/robot who had powerful laser cannons and an enormous appetite for destruction of a nightmare. Slifer attempted to attack a castle with the help of penguin/robots and a big reptilian sort of Gnome-shooting machine and a big plunger. He failed to score and kicked the referee whilst balancing atop and he is using a dinosaur and a big wooden spear to hunt for leprechauns all the while using cocaine to stimulate his five senses that allowed him to shoot fire from his urethra and he went to the bathroom to hide from Zombie Elvis Presley who then sang "aaargh blaaargh raaaaaawwwrr" and he said "i want brains to fuel my" and he stop to look at a hot chick and he really looked nice at. The next day, doge said that "wow, much awesome" and he really enjoyed his vacation.Then he proceeded to go to the football game where his hero and he said "plaaaaaaay the best" and then he buy a popcorn cause he was starving and tired. He ate another dead infected rat and ninja turtles demanded he pay to dead Splinter a few pickles for his sandwich, but he refused to go home and he was neutered because of a stomach bug in his stomach of all places! He then went to the mortician's and he dropped a partition for a great big tub of lard. Now he does not remember what the square root is of the number on the remote control helicopter and the Denver newspaper distributor of the food and the green eggs and the bad men in tutus. He is not a straight guy and hates math with all his General Santa dog! Suddenly he ran off a cliff and fell onto a boat. I like to meet the great big handsome Vladimir Putin and he is very understanding and Jo said Hello! He punched Jo and he said