Armenian Radio

[therussian]

Ok, back during the Soviet Union there were jokes about a fake Armenian Radio. They ranged on all types of things. For most of them, you have to be familiar with the Soviet Union.

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Jokebook:Radio_Yerevan

There is a lot of them.

[hormiga]

Those are pretty good.

In Soviet Russia, jokes make you!

[Erik]

Realy Funny :lol

He uses the phrase "in principle..." a lot, I've heared this is an ongoing joke in Russia.
(Shopkeeper: In principle we always have enough for everybody, but not today).

[Zuwxiv]

I'm not sure who it is, but someone has the sig:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you!!

I thought of the following with my friends:

Roses are blue
Violets are red
In Soviet Russia
Trust what Party said.

[Garbarsardar]

Those reminded me of a very old joke during the Carter presidency.

Brezniev and Carter, are sitting on a bench quietly somewhere in the afterlife and are reading the newspapers of our future...
-B:Say Jimmy, have you spotted my photo on the last edition of the Nova Yorka Pravda? Gosh I looked fat on this one...
-C:Hey, Leonid enough with the small talk, there are serious issues here, see:"New tension in the Chino-Finnish borders"


Now I don't see the first prediction happening any time soon, but Finland conquering all the way to Mongolia....well...who knows?

[Kanaric]

[HawkeyE]

Originally posted by Garbarsardar@May 20 2005, 02:27 AM
Those reminded me of a very old joke during the Carter presidency.

Brezniev and Carter, are sitting on a bench quietly somewhere in the afterlife and are reading the newspapers of our future...
-B:Say Jimmy, have you spotted my photo on the last edition of the Nova Yorka Pravda? Gosh I looked fat on this one...
-C:Hey, Leonid enough with the small talk, there are serious issues here, see:"New tension in the Chino-Finnish borders"


Now I don't see the first prediction happening any time soon, but Finland conquering all the way to Mongolia....well...who knows?

I think that joke (-C) is like this other joke I've heard:

If you're born on the Mexican-Canadian border, what are you?

Yes, I know it's a stupid joke, but I believe the Chino-Finnish border is meant to be Russia (the USSR)

and Kanaric: :grin

[Otto von Lanstien]

I'm not sure who it is, but someone has the sig:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you!!

I thought of the following with my friends:

Roses are blue
Violets are red
In Soviet Russia
Trust what Party said.

It was "Burns".

Nice rhyme - gave me a few laughs. :grin

[wilpuri]

Originally posted by Zuwxiv@May 20 2005, 07:21 AM
Roses are blue
Violets are red

Blue roses and red violets? :><

[Garbarsardar]

Blue roses and red violets? pinch.gif

And who are you to question the Party&#39;s authority on fauna and flora matters ingrate?

[Kanaric]

Originally posted by wilpuri+May 21 2005, 08:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td> (wilpuri @ May 21 2005, 08:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Zuwxiv@May 20 2005, 07:21 AM
Roses are blue
Violets are red

Blue roses and red violets? :>< [/b][/quote]
hahaha funny commies

[hannibal89]

if you guys want to really laugh at commies and not at fake jokes.

Goto the official website of north korea. And look at their version of history...
Its funny, trust me.

Hannibal89