Greatest Hits of Goblins Charts (parody)

[Dazo]

Hello there ^^,

Another try to kill some time before release by enlightening you with some popular Goblin songs from their Golden Era (no videoclip since I have no talent for video editing, I wished I'd have some...):

The Sound of Evil - Sauron & Galadriel

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of Evil

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a neet swamp
I turned my collar to cobold and wamp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a golden light
That split the night
And touched the sound of Evil

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand Goblins maybe more
Goblins killing without speaking
Goblins screaming without listening
Goblins walking songs that sissies never share
And no one dare
Disturb the sound of Evil

"Fools" said I "You do not know
Evil like a cancer grow
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my rings that I might reach you"
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed
In the wells of Evil

And the Goblins bowed and prayed
To the Evil god they made
And the Ring flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the Ring said "One Ring to find them, one Ring to bring them all
And rule them all"
And whisper'd in the sounds of Evil

Copyright TA 1964 Gollumbia Records.

Mordor Calling - The Ash

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Mordor calling to the faraway towns
Now that war is declared-and battle come down
Mordor calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, all you beasts and trolls
Mordor calling, now don't look at us
All that phoney Elvenmania has bitten the dust
Mordor calling, see we ain't got no wing
'Cept for the kings of that treacherous Ring

The Orc age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Engines keep running and the Witch is growing mean
A big Valar error, but I have no fear
Mordor is drumming-and I live by the river

Mordor calling to the evil nation Throne
Forget it, Hobbit, an' go it alone
Mordor calling upon the Goblins of Mist
Quit holding out-and grow another East
Mordor calling-and I don't wanna shout
But when we were walking-I saw you coming out
Mordor calling, see we ain't got no bright
Except for this one with the yellowy Eye

Now get this
Mordor calling, yeah, I was there, too
An' you know who they send? Well, some Hobbit for true!
Mordor calling at the mob betrayal
After all this, won't you give me some mail?

I never felt so much a' light

Copyright TA 1979 You Make Me Stink Music, Inc.

Idea from Templar Crusader:

Where There's a Whip, There's a Way - Inrank & Badass

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Where there's a whip, there's a way.
Where there's a whip, there's a way.
We don't wanna go to war today,
But the lord of the lash says nay, nay, nay!
We're gonna march all day, all day, all day,
Cause where there's a whip, there's a way.

Where there's a whip, there's a way.
Where there's a whip, there's a way.
Where there's a whip, there's a way.
Left, right, left, right, left
Where there's a whip, there's a way.
Left, right

A crack on the back says we're gonna fight.
We're gonna march all day and night
And more, for we are the slaves of the Dark Lord's war.
Left, right, left, right, left,

Where there's a whip, there's a way.
Where there's a whip, there's a way.
We don't wanna go to war today,
But the lord of the lash says nay, nay, nay!
We're gonna march all day, all day, all day,
Cause where there's a whip, there's a way.
Left, right, left, right, left, right
Left, right, left, right, left, right
Left, right, left, right, left, right
Left, right, left, right, left, right
Left, right, left, right, left, right

Copyright TA 1980 Dark Lord, Inc.

By Magicana:

Rust in Peace... One Ring - Mordordeth

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Tremble you weakings, cower in fear
I am your ruler, land, sea and air
Immense in my girth, erect I stand tall
I am a ring bearer I am Sauron
Ready to pounce at the touch of a button
My great eye locked in on humanity
I rule on land, air and sea
Pass judgement on humanity
Winds blow from the bowels of hell
Will I give warnings, only time will tell
Sauron rears his ugly head, to spit into the wind
I spread disease like a dog
Discharge my payload a mile high
Rotten egg air of death wrestles your nostrils
Launch the One Ring, the end doesn't scare us
When will this cease
The rings will all rust in peace
Minas Tirith filled to the brim
Survival such a silly whim
World leaders sell rings cheap
Your stomach turns, your flesh creeps

High priests of holocaust, fire from the sea
The One Ring spreading disease
The day of final conflict
All pay the price
The third world war
Rapes peace, takes life
Back to the start, talk of the part
When the Earth was cold as ice
Total dismay as the sun passed away
And the days where black as night

Eradication of Earth's
Population loves the One Ring

Copyright TA 1990 Minas Ithol Records.

Original songs:

* The Sound of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaSFzp6IDgw
* London Calling - The Clash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiVvA9YQpiI
* Where There's a Whip, There's a Way - Rankin & Bass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y
* Rust in Peace... Polaris - Megadeth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-2acj6fWA8

[Lance007]

You board?

[Beorn]

Rolf

[Fev]

I board.

[Metallistic]

I board.

Me board too.

[Magicana]

And who can forget the Orcish thrash band, Mordordeth.

My favorite song by them is Die in peace... One ring.


Tremble you weakings, cower in fear
I am your ruler, land, sea and air
Immense in my girth, erect I stand tall
I am a ring bearer I am Sauron
Ready to pounce at the touch of a button
My great eye locked in on humanity
I rule on land, air and sea
Pass judgement on humanity
Winds blow from the bowels of hell
Will I give warnings, only time will tell
Sauron rears his ugly head, to spit into the wind
I spread disease like a dog
Discharge my payload a mile high
Rotten egg air of death wrestles your nostrils
Launch the One Ring, the end doesn't scare us
When will this cease
The rings will all rust in peace
Minas Tirith filled to the brim
Survival such a silly whim
World leaders sell rings cheap
Your stomach turns, your flesh creeps

High priests of holocaust, fire from the sea
The One Ring spreading disease
The day of final conflict
All pay the price
The third world war
Rapes peace, takes life
Back to the start, talk of the part
When the Earth was cold as ice
Total dismay as the sun passed away
And the days where black as night

Eradication of Earth's
Population loves the One Ring

That is only funny if you listen to Megadeth, I think.

[HMD Temeraire]

This is from the old lord of the rings cartoon but does anyone know the orcish song "where there is a whip (whip crack) there is a way"?

[Fev]

This is from the old lord of the rings cartoon but does anyone know the orcish song "where there is a whip (whip crack) there is a way"?

I love that song

[Mithrandir]

[Eriagon]

Its funky

[Hippolord]

Lmao Very funny, what a creative way to spend your bored time.

[Dazo]

Update first post:

Rust in Peace... One Ring - Mordordeth

(by Magicana)

Update 2:

Where There's a Whip, There's a Way - Inrank & Badass

(Idea from Templar Crusader)

[Fev]

Could you add youtube links pls?

[Dazo]

@ Fereveldir:

Youtube links added for original songs. If you asked for parodies sorry but there's only lyrics ^^ .