Friends, Romans, Countrymen.
Today is a day most grim and unfortunate for TWC. For our friend and father, Borispavlovgrozny, has announced his resignation to the civitates; and in doing so, brought upon us the end of an era.
Boris' legacy is not unfounded. Through the many months that he has worked here, Boris has founded many of TWC's modern political institutions; his thought-provoking posts have provided material for all of us to chew and digest. So it is with a heavy heart that I, Lord Tomyris, once a member of TWC Staff myself, present this memorial to you all on behalf of the Trivium and Staff, and the founders of the Boris Rememberance Institution- those who are dedicated to keeping his legacy alive through oral tradition, myself and Baron Lokimus. Do not be ashamed to shed a tear as you peruse this thread; for we have lost a great man. Honour him.
A final tear; a final flower; a final goodbye: a tribute to Boris...our Burger King.