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    An article I read, dont know if its true but its interesting that someone could get so obcessed with Forums, sib and staff this is a warning, dot work too hard *wink*

    A WEST NYACK, N.Y. MAN was found dead at his computer apparently the victim of trying to keep up with too many professional forums. Childress H. Wanamaker, 54, an account executive at a New York-based new media company, died of starvation according to the West Nyack coroner's office. Wanamaker's emaciated body was found by Loraine, his wife of 26 years, who told MediaPost she had been bringing her husband meals on plastic trays for weeks, but that he never took the time to eat them.
    "He was glued to his computer 24/7," she said tearfully. "He was so afraid he was going to miss an opportunity to contribute a comment or start a discussion, that he just stopped eating." She added that Wanamaker's last words were "OK Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..."

    Computer forensic specialists from SUNY at Cortland discovered that Wanamaker was subscribed to 48 different forums and networking communities including one apparently having to do with the elderly called "oldtimers" and another apparently limited to just 100 people. They also found that he posted a comment into one forum or another on an average of two per minute every hour of the day for the past seven weeks.

    "He felt under terrible pressure to be part of the online community," said his son, Lucian, who says he tried several times to get his father's attention and lure him away from the computer. "The only time he even looked up was when I told him I had seen Dane Madsen trying to steal his car out of the driveway."

    Police found what appeared to be an organization chart taped to the wall of Wanamaker's den with lines linking small photos of people unknown to the police including a Tom Hespos and an Adam Boettiger. Neither is considered a suspect in Wanamaker's death.

    "Once, I thought I had him," said Lucian Wanamaker, "when I said that mom had made cookies, but half out of his chair, he just sat back down mumbling something about two Roman gods; I believe it was Jupiter and Atlas having some sort of titanic battle. 'Let them eat PIE,' he bellowed banging on his keyboard."

    Computer forensic specialists reported that there was no order or continuity to Wanamaker's forum postings. "It looks like he just sort of randomly commented on whatever was in the discussion string at the time," said Stephen Hall, CUNY-Cortland adjunct professor of intemperate and impulsive behavior. "He let nothing go by unchallenged by his own point of view, nor failed to respond to any other community member asking for advice or a new job. This consumed not only 24 hours a day, but also, apparently, his physical health."

    In what must be a record, Wanamaker was linked into to over 15,250 other community members, many of whom he exchanged notes with daily. He also contributed to 375 blogs and was expected to start an online column about the impact of interactive communications on health, when he died.

    A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined.


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    bloody hellfire.... talk about obsession... sib, i remember when your post count was an average of 70 per day, i'm glad you slowed down! (and found other pursuits LOL)

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    i dont respect people like that, or feel pity for them dying.

    I'm sorry its the truth.

    I doubt SIB would ever do something like that, he's too smart for it.
    You claim sib once had 70 posts a day well look at the guy from your article

    They also found that he posted a comment into one forum or another on an average of two per minute every hour of the day for the past seven weeks.
    2 per minute. EVERY HOUR. For 7 Weeks. this means no sleep, showers or food... (work too)

    2 * 60 *24 = 2880 posts a day. Damn. Then multiply by 49 to find out how many in 7 weeks.
    Hey i wonder if he was ever a member of twcenter.net?
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    Originally posted by hannibal89@May 14 2005, 01:36 PM
    i dont respect people like that, or feel pity for them dying.

    I'm sorry its the truth.

    I doubt SIB would ever do something like that, he's too smart for it.
    You claim sib once had 70 posts a day well look at the guy from your article

    They also found that he posted a comment into one forum or another on an average of two per minute every hour of the day for the past seven weeks.
    2 per minute. EVERY HOUR. For 7 Weeks. this means no sleep, showers or food... (work too)

    2 * 60 *24 = 2880 posts a day. Damn. Then multiply by 49 to find out how many in 7 weeks.
    Hey i wonder if he was ever a member of twcenter.net?
    Anyone missing boys?

    Hannibal89
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    I do however feel pity for the guy for being so weak as to scumber to such things.

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    Whoa.... he was 54 and his wife was 26? He at least had somethin' going for him....

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    his wife of 26 years!!! she'd been married to him for 26 years, not she was 26 years old LOL

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    Originally posted by the Black Prince@May 14 2005, 01:41 PM
    his wife of 26 years!!! she'd been married to him for 26 years, not she was 26 years old LOL
    Ah, good point. :lol I missed the "of" in that..... Well damn, then he didn't have anything going for him.

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    Ah, good point. I missed the "of" in that..... Well damn, then he didn't have anything going for him then.
    Lol Carsomyr that my friend is an understatement.
    i repeat the statistic i calculated: 2880 posts a day.

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    What an incredibly original way to die. And his last words were priceless.
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    All I can say is: Wow.

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    I'm going to use that quote whenever I'm cornered in a debate or can't think of anything else to say... "Let them eat PIE!!!"

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    Carsomyr Posted on May 14 2005, 02:15 PM
    I'm going to use that quote whenever I'm cornered in a debate or can't think of anything else to say... "Let them eat PIE!!!"
    nah the other one is better

    "OK Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..."

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    I refuse to belive that.

    Nobody can possibly sit at a computer for 7 weeks and just not eat.....

    He would have had to go to the toilet at times and sleep so why couldnt he eat?

    BS meter is going off the scale here folks.

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    the article said he was eating at first, didnt it?
    I'm guessing he just didnt eat later.
    Besides he could have been eating, had it not been enough, especially if he's used to eating he woulda died of malnutrition right?

    I dunno i'm not a doctor.

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    Originally posted by Knight_Yellow@May 14 2005, 01:20 PM
    I refuse to belive that.

    Nobody can possibly sit at a computer for 7 weeks and just not eat.....

    He would have had to go to the toilet at times and sleep so why couldnt he eat?

    BS meter is going off the scale here folks.
    True. There is no possible way someone cannot have time to eat. You cannot be glued to a computer that long. You have to drink, sleep, use the bathroom. You can die of those before you can die of starvation. This is BS.

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    Maybe he had a toilet chair and a mini fridge built into the PC tower?


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    I believe in get addicted to games (SMAC anyone?) as not to sleep or eat in a good while, but like in 5,6 or 7 hours, nor days and weeks.

    The human body can hold up to 3 days without sleeping, max. Without eating, the body would be weaker, and this limit would be shorter.

    In 3/4 days he could already be hald-dead from de-hidration (spelling), or dead.

    Your eyes cant hold on to 3 days, 24/24, in a row, glued to the computer. This would increase his great urge in sleeping, or snacking.



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    "He was glued to his computer 24/7," she said tearfully. "He was so afraid he was going to miss an opportunity to contribute a comment or start a discussion, that he just stopped eating." She added that Wanamaker's last words were "OK Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..."
    "Once, I thought I had him," said Lucian Wanamaker, "when I said that mom had made cookies, but half out of his chair, he just sat back down mumbling something about two Roman gods; I believe it was Jupiter and Atlas having some sort of titanic battle. 'Let them eat PIE,' he bellowed banging on his keyboard."
    There's no way any of this happend, it's just another case of mistaken satire that will go on for pages of "this can't be true." If it's as funny as this people, then it probably isn't.
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    Best. Last. Words. Ever.

    "Ok, Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it!"

    Thats going straight to my sig.

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    Oh, it's possible. I've done it before.
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