Favorite Movie Quotes

**OccamR** · April 24, 2009, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by Godfrey I of Leuven

Taken (movie is epic btw.)

Any thing ever said by Liam Neeson is epic.

**Balikedes** · April 24, 2009, 05:05 PM

From "The Outlaw Josey Wales" after killing two bounty hunters...

the kid: gee, I wish we had time to bury these fellas.

Josey: To hell with them fellas...buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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Fletcher: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin.
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Josey: You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?

too many to count, here's a few...youtube style.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvf8r3cX3vo&feature=related

**i like haggis** · April 24, 2009, 05:40 PM

advisor: excellent idea, your majesty
king edward: is it?
braveheart. i love the way its delivered.

also in evolution, when the general is asked what he's going to do about the alien menace thats invaded his state, he says:
napalm. lots and lots of napalm

**cupoftea** · April 24, 2009, 05:55 PM

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**DaLeGiOnArY** · April 24, 2009, 07:02 PM

^i hate that movie
too long. story not explained 'nuff.

**DaLeGiOnArY** · April 24, 2009, 07:31 PM

Jake: Dad, me sophie have to talk to eachother
Allen: If you have to talk about anything, why don't you ask me?
Jake: Dad, its boy to girl stuff! You won't understand.
EDIT: (woops double post. sorry.)

**Mr. Pink** · April 24, 2009, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by i like haggis

braveheart. i love the way its delivered.

'Tis a pity the movie is an utter disgrace.

**NLegari** · April 24, 2009, 09:09 PM

This is my favorite movie quote.(Disclaimer: I did not watch the movie where this one came form.)

"He was dead, but he got better."

**~~George Lucas~~** · April 24, 2009, 10:59 PM

My movies all have the best quotes. If you didn't choose any from my movies then your just jealous.

**Old_Scratch** · April 24, 2009, 11:05 PM

Zed's dead baby, Zeds dead.

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**Jacket60** · April 24, 2009, 11:45 PM

pulp fiction

Vincent: And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent: Nah, man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the

a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: What do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale with Cheese."
Jules: "Royale with Cheese."
Vincent: That's right.
Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac".
Jules: [in mock French accent] "Le Big Mac." [laughs] What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King.

**DaLeGiOnArY** · April 25, 2009, 06:34 AM

Delta farce:
[The soldiers walk infront of a graphite painting of Pancho Villa in mexico(they think they're in iraq)]
Larry: Look at that one fellas! That there's the butcher o' baghdad! That's suddamn hussein!
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Larry: Alright boys, lets gitter dun

**HMD Temeraire** · April 25, 2009, 12:44 PM

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
-Jack Sparrow

**Godfrey I of Leuven** · April 25, 2009, 12:48 PM

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

**pchalk** · April 26, 2009, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by Garrigan

The entireity of In Bruges

Brilliant film

And finally, the classic from Trainspotting

i forgot about In Bruges, good movie, good lines

**B-rad** · April 26, 2009, 02:58 PM

"Traffic, traffic
Lookin' for mah chapstick
Gettin' kinda carsick
Hey, there's a Ford Maverick!"

- Jamie Kennedy in Malibu's Most Wanted

**General A. Skywalker** · April 26, 2009, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by George Lucas

My movies all have the best quotes. If you didn't choose any from my movies then your just jealous.

That's right.

I choose:

Obi-Wan: "I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you."

**Farnan** · April 26, 2009, 05:04 PM

Thinking about it it fits better here.

**Nimthill** · April 26, 2009, 05:32 PM

Some of the best quotes come from Fight Club:

Tyler:

off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
[Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now?
Tyler: o, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.
[Lou hits Tyler again]
Tyler: till not getting it.
[Lou hits Tyler a few more times]
Tyler: Ok, I got it.
Tyler:

, I lost it.
[Lou continues to beat up Tyler]

Tyler: [when passing infront of the narrator in the airplane] Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
Tyler: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breath.
Tyler: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.

Actually, the whole movie is one big brilliant quote!

Also a favourite of mine:

King Arthur: You've lost your arm!
Black Knight: No I haven't!
King Arthur: Then what is that over there?
Black Knight: [Looking at the severed arm on the group] I've had worse.