Favorite Movie Quotes

**Jaketh** · April 23, 2009, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by Jacket60

Edward Longshanks: "the problem with scotland... is its full of scots!"

Originally Posted by Danny_K_1

I will look for you, I will find you, I will kill you.

ROFLMAO

**Farnan** · April 23, 2009, 09:45 PM

When I go home people'll ask me, "Hey Hoot, why do you do it man? What, you some kinda war junkie?" You know what I'll say? I won't say a goddamn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it is.

Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that

just goes right out the window.

Look, these people, they have no jobs, no food, no education, no future. I just figure that we have two things we can do. Help, or we can sit back and watch a country destroy itself on CNN. Right?

Above From Black Hawk Down

Sergeant Savage: Good morning, Sergeant Major!
Sergeant Major Plumley: How do you know what kind of god-damn day it is?

Moore: When Crazy Horse was a baby, he nursed at the breast of every woman in the tribe. The Sioux raised their children that way. Every warrior called every woman in the tribe "Mother". Every older warrior, they called him "Grandfather". Now, the point here is that they fought as a family. Take care of your men. Teach them to take care of each other. 'Cause when this starts... each other is all we're gonna have. (Moore goes aside with new radio operator)
Plumley: Any of you sons-of-

es calls me "Grandpa"... I'll kill ya.

Sgt.Maj. Plumley: Sent us another bunch of officers. Real green. Gotta train 'em up.
Lt.Col. Moore: Uh-huh. Makes me think I'm starting a new unit.
Plumley: They sent new rifles, too. The M-16.
Moore: That's supposed to be a pretty good weapon.
Plumley: Aaah — lot of plastic. Feels like a BB-gun to me. Believe I'll stick with my pistol.
Moore: You think we're gonna get close enough to the enemy to use that?
Plumley: What do you think, sir?

Moore: Now, that young man's a leader! (indicating Lt. Geoghegan)
Plumley: Yes, sir. But that other feller — that big strong one there? (points at Lt. Herrick) He wants to win medals.

[In Vietnam, Moore gets his first combat assignment.]
Col. Moore: What do you estimate the enemy strength?
Executive Officer: We appraise their numbers as manageable, Colonel.
Moore: You have no idea.
Commanding Officer: We have no idea. Simple orders, Hal. Find the enemy, and kill them.
...
Moore: They attack us, no casualties, they run and hide in the mountains. Naturally we chase them, of course. Smell like an ambush to you?
Sgt.Maj. Plumley: They get close enough to kill us, we'll be close enough to kill them.
Moore: Round trip by chopper's thirty minutes. That means the first sixty men on the ground wil be there a half hour alone. Son of a

. Think maybe you oghtta get yourself that M-16.
Plumley: Time comes I need one, sir, there'll be plenty of 'em lying on the ground.

[Face-down on the ground under a storm of enemy fire, photographer Joe Galloway gets a combat boot in the stomach.]
Sgt.Mjr. Plumley: Can't take no pictures lyin' down there, Sonny!
...
[Plumley hands Galloway an M-16 and several magazines.]
Joe Galloway: Uh, sir? I-I'm a noncombatant, sir.
Plumley: Ain't no such thing today, boy.
...
[Vietnamese troops are advancing on the termite mound where casualties have been collected.]
Plumley: (chambering a round in his .45) Gentlemen — prepare to defend yourselves!

Lt.Col. Moore: I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized he'd led his men into a slaughter.
Sgt.Maj. Plumley: Sir, Custer was a pussy. You ain't.

Pretty much anything SGM Plumley said was gold in We Were Soldiers.

**Danny_K_1** · April 23, 2009, 09:51 PM

I've heard about that I think

is Plumley a WWII vet in Vietnam? Mel Gibson is in it?

**Farnan** · April 23, 2009, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by Danny_K_1

I've heard about that I think

is Plumley a WWII vet in Vietnam? Mel Gibson is in it?

Plumley is a veteran of WWII, Korea and then Vietnam. And Gibson is in it.

Here is a scene with some swearing...

**Danny_K_1** · April 23, 2009, 10:25 PM

My friend told me about that, apprantly Plumley was awesome

**★Bandiera Rossa☭** · April 23, 2009, 11:04 PM

Kumar: [sniffs] Hey, what's that smell?
Harold: What smell? Kumar...
Kumar: [starts sniffing like a crazed bloodhound, and then sees a huge bag of marijuana, his eyes widen]
Harold: Hey Kumar! Kumar! Where are you...
[Kumar rushes to the bag of marijuana]
Harold: Kumar! Still in jail,

! Come here!

**gambit** · April 23, 2009, 11:17 PM

Warning: Not for those faint of a sense of humor
Full Metal Jacket

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Theres a crapload of more note worthy ones, mostly when they all get to Vietnam itself, but I'm tired and cant be arsed.

**DaLeGiOnArY** · April 24, 2009, 04:44 AM

Originally Posted by Visna

We posted at the same time.
And Dr Strangelove is fun as well, gotta love black humour. But that doesn't change the fact that Bridget Jones' Diary also is fun.

And I have no need for balls. I got over my penis envy quite a few years ago. Freud says so, and I believe it!

black jokes??

RAZIIST!!!

**~~Roman Rapper~~** · April 24, 2009, 04:49 AM

Berserker there, helpfully providing us with the screenplay from Full Metal Jacket.

"It's so hot! Milk was a bad choice!"

**DaLeGiOnArY** · April 24, 2009, 04:52 AM

Billy mays speaks in all caps
http://www.youtube.com/v/nkuReA-AGa8...4abd6&border=1

**Gerald The Herald** · April 24, 2009, 05:01 AM

"Watch out europe, we're going on tour!"

"I'm the kraut who's out to change history"

"There's no greater dictator in the land!"

"Got a phone call from the Reichstag, told me I was Fuhrer"

"Hitched up my pants, and conquered france, now Deutschland's smiling true".

^^ above quotes from The Producers- 2005

**Visna** · April 24, 2009, 05:10 AM

Originally Posted by DaLeGiOnArY

black jokes??

RAZIIST!!!

Black comedy is a sub-genre of comedy and satire in which topics and events that are usually regarded as taboo are treated in a satirical or humorous manner while retaining its seriousness.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy

Get with the times bro.

Charlie Wilson's war.
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Charlie Wilson: Were you standing at the goddamn door listening to me? How could you even - That is a thick door! You stood there and you listened to me?
Gust Avrakotos: I didn't stand at the door. Don't be an idiot. I bugged the Scotch bottle.
Charlie Wilson: What!
Gust Avrakotos: It's got a little transmitter on it, I've got a little thing in my ear, get past it
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Joanne Herring: Why is Congress saying one thing and doing nothing?
Charlie Wilson: Well, tradition mostly.
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Charlie's Angel #4: The Congressman has never been to rehab. They don't serve whisky at rehab.
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Zvi: This meeting it going to be run professional.
Gust Avrakotos: Oh absolutely. We're going to be talking to the Deputy Defense Minister while his boss gets a belly dance from a friend of Charlie's.
Zvi: What?
Charlie Wilson: A friend of mine is a well known belly dances in Texas. It's always been her dream to perform in Egypt, so she's our way in. While she's dancing for the Defense Minister, we'll be talking to the deputy.
Zvi: Oh my God.
Gust Avrakotos: No, she's supposed to be pretty good
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Charlie Wilson: You know you've reached rock bottom when you're told you have character flaws by a man who hanged his predecessor in a military coup.
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**Mr. Pink** · April 24, 2009, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by Danny_K_1

I will look for you, I will find you, I will kill you.

lol. I thought it was a great quote. It really showed how much of a bastard Longshanks was and made him a great baddy in the eyes of his enemies.

Originally Posted by Markas

I work in Scotland and I say this to the locals all the time.

Where abouts you work?

**Noble Savage** · April 24, 2009, 12:37 PM

From The Thing

[Norris' head grows legs and tries to walk away]
Palmer

You gotta be

ing kidding.

[The Thing screams and roars]

Macready

Yeah

you too..

From The Warriors

Cyrus

You're standing right now with nine delegates from 100 gangs. And there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore members. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to fight: 60,000 soldiers! Now, there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?

Crowd

Yeah

Cyrus

Can you dig it?

Crowd

Yeah

Cyrus

Can you diiiiggggggg it ?

From Spaceballs

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. Doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major : I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major
Dark Helmet: and his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip
Dark Helmet: How many s we got on this ship anyhow?
The Crew: YO!!!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by s
[Dark Helmet pulls his mask down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing s!!

**Garrigan** · April 24, 2009, 12:39 PM

The entireity of In Bruges

Ken:Ray, you are just about the worst tourist in the entire world.
Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.

Ken: We shall strike a balance between culture and fun.
Ray: Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat

ing retarded

ing black girl on a see-saw opposite... a dwarf.

Harry: Not only have you refused to kill the boy, you even stopped the boy from killing himself, which would've solved my problem, which would've solved your problem, which sounds like it would've solved the boy's problem.

Ray: A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. A disproportionate amount, actually. Hervé Villechaize off of Fantasy Island. I think somebody from the Time Bandits did. I suppose they must get really sad about like... being really little and that... people looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know, "short arse". There's another famous midget. I miss him but I can't remember. It's not the R2D2 man; no, he's still going. I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence will be

ed.

Ray: Don't know any Belgium jokes, and if I did I think I'd have the good sense not to... hang on. Is Belgium with all those child abuse murders lately? I do know a Belgium joke. What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids.

Overweight Man: Been to the top of the tower?
Ray: Yeah... yeah, it's rubbish.
Overweight Man: It is? The guide book says it's a must see.
Ray: Well you lot ain't going up there.
Overweight Man: Pardon me? Why?
Ray: I mean, it's all winding stairs. I'm not being funny.
Overweight Man: What exactly are you trying to say?
Ray: What exactly am I trying to say? You's a bunch of in' elephants.

Ray: Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really

, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

Ken: You from the States?
Jimmy: Yeah. But don't hold it against me.
Ken: I'll try not to...just try not to say anything too loud or crass.

Ken: Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

Brilliant film

And finally, the classic from Trainspotting

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life...

**DaLeGiOnArY** · April 24, 2009, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by Visna

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy

Get with the times bro.

...
...
reycest.

**Confederate Jeb** · April 24, 2009, 03:56 PM

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. Doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major : I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major
Dark Helmet: and his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip
Dark Helmet: How many s we got on this ship anyhow?
The Crew: YO!!!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by s
[Dark Helmet pulls his mask down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing s!!

+rep That movie has a bunch of good quotes.

**Maverick** · April 24, 2009, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by Visna

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy

[Gabby Johnson sees the sheriff riding into town]
Gabby Johnson: Hey! The sheriff's a nig...
[church bell tolls]
Harriet Johnson: What did he say?
Dr. Sam Johnson: He said the sheriff's near.
Gabby Johnson: No, dagnabit! The sheriff is a nig...
[church bell tolls again]

Black comedy.