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Dark Age Humour
Although, of course, no one laughed during the Dark Ages (I've seen all the movies, documentaries and read the books!) we here, for your amusement, will make you merry with a good ol' joke or two upon the topic of the Viking Invasion II world....
I'll begin!
Why did Erik the Viking land his dragon ship on the east coast of England at noon but not disembark to raid and pillage until mid afternoon?
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Umm... errr... *shrugs* Why?
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Nope, the answer...
because it was a long boat!
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I should have seen this coming...
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Yup, especially as the sails were up (or is that "down"?)
Next: Why are the waters between the British Isles and Scandinavia so bad and terrifying for ships?
Warning: this one is especially lame!
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I won't dare an answer, another brave soul can step forward...
Senator
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Nope,
the answer is:
because it was nordsea (naughty/naughtsy)
I told you it was bad. I hope someone else can come up with some or else you will have to suffer mine
(and the average human being can only take so much!)
Next: Why were the people who lived next to Kent (Cantware) always apologizing?
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Answer: Because they were SurreyWhy were the people who lived next to Kent (Cantware) always apologizing?
Who is Smokey the Bear?
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Originally Posted by MasterOfNone
Answer: Because they were Surrey
Q. What do Eric the Red and Smokey the Bear all have in common?
A. They have the same middle name.
Q. Where did the teacher send the Viking when he got sick in class?
RTW Modder 2004-2015
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That was awful.
I don't know, where did the teacher send the Viking when he got sick in class?
Q: Why did literate Vikings always prefer to attack Berkshire?
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Senator
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Terribly awful...That was awful.
A. To the school Norse!
When the Vikings attacked, the third son, AEthelred, was on the throne...the Danes on the Berkshire Downs and inflicted their first serious defeat...would accept West Saxon lordship, or even prefer it to the Danes...I don't know...tell me!
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Lol. Good one. School norse. hehe.
A: Because they liked ReadingQ: Why did literate Vikings always prefer to attack Berkshire?
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Omg, please stop, you're driving people away from the forum!!!
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what d'you call it when a viking keeps talking about all his old battles??? norsestalgia. i thank you!!
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lol.
Why can you lure a Viking to a lake but not drown him?
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Q: How did the Viking invasion of England begin?
A: Well, it all started when some chap cried "An 'orse! An 'orse! My kingdom for a Norse!"
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