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    Maratha Confederacy

    ----Total Wars: Attack of the Curry---

    Chapter 1
    India's Civil War ( Rise of Tarabai)
    Tarabai I


    Tarabai I a young woman with ruthless rule. Killing her own brother to claim the throne and rule she was not one to question. In her first year along she forced Mysore faction to become a Protectorate or else face extinction. Mysorce cowardly agreed and was forced to give half their profits to Maratha Confederacy.

    With the break out of war with the Mughal Empire a Muslim India Faction controlled by her cousin. With his bent on suppression of all other nations and converting to Islam. Tarabai knew that she must crush such radical thoughts.

    In first battle of the Civil War Both Tarabai's army held defense on a hill as the men waiting they chatted with each other.(lets take a closer look)


    Artillery Officer: Dam we are guarded by Peasants with wooden pitch forks
    Loader: Ya..... were screwed

    With battle being Victorious for Maratha Confederacy they conquered all nearby provinces.

    Tarabai was riding south back to the capital and was attack by radicals escaping with minor cuts to her legs and arms she had ordered all Muslims within Maratha's territory arrested and all those who resist killed. She was bent on riding the world of Muslims.

    Ahmedabad was next on Tarabai's list an army of who best soldiers were sent to subdue the city to Maratha's rule.

    As the worthless army of Mughal Empire closes in on Maratha's forces the Musket Infantry open up shattering the enemies ranks.


    As their lines get pounded, the Hindu Warriors charge and slice them to death. Body parts lay throughout the land of devastation of Mughal Empire weak armies.


    With Portugal haven a province in southern India Tarabai's spy's notify her of a build up troops in province to around 20000. Tarabai sent world to her northern army to move down and to prepare for a attack on Portugal. She as well sent word to nearby fort to move on Goa which is Portugal town.


    with the battle set at 23000 vs 24000 the battle was long and seemed endless. Blood filled the lands a stench in the air of death. Smoke rise's from the city. Goa was in ruins.


    With the sourthern end of India secure. Tarabai orders all units north to wipe out all off the Mughal Empire. Maratha's Confederacy was on brink of total control of India.

    Marathas forces rampage through the land slaughtering all those opposing Tarabai's rule. Muslims being rounded up and sent to labor camps working in the mines, and plantations or as servants to the wealthy.

    With all of India under Marathas control Tarabai, Persia wish to challenge Tarabai's rule and declares war.... big mistake as Maratha's army's flood into the ancient Persian lands.

    Chapter 1 The End

    stay tuned for more chapters to come!

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    A shame you didn't post pics from the battle vs. the portugese....

    And by the way I'd do Tarabai...
    It is always easier to fight for one’s principles than to live up to them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonius View Post
    And by the way I'd do Tarabai...
    She would've let you be raped by elephants
    E:TW's natives have developed a new "Ballistic Automatic Detection And Seeking System" to utterly annihilate any European that sets foot on their soil... That's BADASS for short!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonius View Post
    A shame you didn't post pics from the battle vs. the portugese....

    And by the way I'd do Tarabai...
    I didnt because it was just bunch of militiamen. It looked like a dull battle. I just auto resolved. I skimed quickly through to conquer India. thats why their isnt much battle pics. but ill post a lot more battle in the coming chapter.

    Yes Tarabai is yummy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pink Beard View Post
    She would've let you be raped by elephants
    yes probably! She isn't to nice!

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    This is very good. Just the name made me laugh

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    nice! and i'd do Terabai too...she seems nice already to go.....lol.


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    I like the title but the opening bit was rushed but well done a promising start.

    Edit: Oh and about Tarabai
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    Quote Originally Posted by bomberboy View Post
    I like the title but the opening bit was rushed but well done a promising start.

    Edit: Oh and about Tarabai
    it was purposely rushed... honestly I rolled through Mughal Empire wasn't really a battle worth showing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt.Valenzuela View Post
    it was purposely rushed... honestly I rolled through Mughal Empire wasn't really a battle worth showing.
    Fool! Do you really think slaughtering peasants is no fun at all?!
    E:TW's natives have developed a new "Ballistic Automatic Detection And Seeking System" to utterly annihilate any European that sets foot on their soil... That's BADASS for short!

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    Chapter 2 The Curry Strikes Back!

    Tarabais latest victories over the Persian empire has made her a very victorious leader! However with recent raids on her trade ships she has sought a new campaign! A campaign to ride the world of a infested disease carrying no good land lubber hater rag wearing YARRRRing people! The Pirates! Lead by Pink Beard the fluffy!



    With the battle engage in a quick musket fire! the Goth wannabe's charges the front lines of the mighty India army. They show these anti bleach users the meaning of pain!


    On the west front of the battle line the less experience troops are haven a bit of ole trouble!


    With the aid of harden melee troops they were quickly pushed back and the elite cavalry was sent off to find Pink Beard and to bring his body back unYARRRin.


    with the city captured and ships in port sunk Pink Beards reign over piracy is over!


    Chapter 2 done!

    stay tuned for more chapters

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    cant wait Make a campaign agaisnt the Dutch if u want, and take Dutch Guyna, and Ceylon. Then, see if you can buy French Guyana, if not TAKE IT!!


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    What's the date at the end of your last update?
    80% of the people on forums have things in their signature they ask you to copy. If you're sick and tired of this, copy this in your sig
    Fun things to do in Total war:
    1. Trample peasants to death with elephants (optionally with culverins)
    2. Burn peasants with greek fire
    3. Bombard peasants with mangonels
    4. Burn peasants with fire-arrows

    Yes, I like my peasants...
    Fried!!!


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    *cornered*

    Parly. No, Parlaloeloe. No, Parlemboe...

    No, wait...

    Parlay!

    *gets shot by Indian officer*

    (YYYY) Arrrggghhh....
    E:TW's natives have developed a new "Ballistic Automatic Detection And Seeking System" to utterly annihilate any European that sets foot on their soil... That's BADASS for short!

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    Good update I'd like to see what you do next.
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    Default Re: [ETW AAR] Total Wars: Attack of the Curry

    Quote Originally Posted by bomberboy View Post
    Good update I'd like to see what you do next.
    I've got 18-19k troops heading to take over Ottoman Empire!

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    pretty humorous!

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