Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tril-light scope. - HK-47
One day we were at a concert hall, and I met this young lady by accident who happened to be there *shrugs shoulders* and I invite her into my "office" so we entered the bathroom and the dressing room and I..I uh...The forces of gravity caused my pants to fall to the floor, I don't know what happened, and she had an opening and I had a stiff proposition. -Gene Simmons
Please check out my upcoming fac-fic of Spiderman 4 in the Thema Devia forums!