Lego Jesus

**~~removeduser_487563287433~~** · April 08, 2005, 12:24 PM

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

Ever wondered what's in the Bible but have just been too damn lazy/uninterested to read it? Well, this is the site for you. Illustrating the bible, primarily the Old Testament, through the wonders of lego, this website will take you on a rollercoaster ride through religion. It has everything.

Smiting!

SEX!

War!

And general genocide.

**Nihil** · April 08, 2005, 01:04 PM

This is a very beautiful thing. Smiting, sex and war are my favourite things in no particular order. There's a book of this too that somebody told me about.

**Sidus Preclarum** · April 08, 2005, 01:08 PM

lol, great find

**sizzle** · April 08, 2005, 01:34 PM

OMG, too cool. In the SEX-pic, the left dude's got chesthair. Didnt even know trey made those. When are the ones with the pubic hairs comming out?

**God-Emperor of Mankind** · April 08, 2005, 01:35 PM

Lol
beastiality:

and Male Genital Injury:

cracked me up :lol

**Coh I Nerv Reenactor** · April 08, 2005, 02:02 PM

Yeah!!! Lego John Wayne Bobbit.

**Acutulus** · April 08, 2005, 05:01 PM

And Abram took Sarai's advice.

**Trichobezoar** · April 08, 2005, 09:01 PM

wow, this sites hilarious.
Good job finding it

**LegionnaireX** · April 08, 2005, 10:05 PM

and Male Genital Injury:

I've seen this siet before. That is supposed to be a circumcision. This site was reffered to in an article in my local newspaper as an "interesting and creative way to show the old testament", and interesting and creative it is, even with violence and nudity ratings! Who knew that legos could be so explicit! *tongue*

**Rusty Catapult** · April 08, 2005, 10:14 PM

Wow, after seeing this, this just confirms what I thought of the Bible : a bunch of compiled crap starring a deliciously evil God who enjoys genocides and slavery :whistle

Very funny though.

**AlexanderII** · April 08, 2005, 10:20 PM

Ignorance is bliss... :rolleyes

**~~removeduser_487563287433~~** · April 09, 2005, 04:33 AM

Originally posted by sizzle@Apr 8 2005, 12:34 PM
OMG, too cool. In the SEX-pic, the left dude's got chesthair. Didnt even know trey made those. When are the ones with the pubic hairs comming out?

I think the author takes a permament marker to the lego fellows he wishes to modify.

**LegionnaireX** · April 09, 2005, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by Rusty Catapult@Apr 8 2005, 10:14 PM
Wow, after seeing this, this just confirms what I thought of the Bible : a bunch of compiled crap starring a deliciously evil God who enjoys genocides and slavery :whistle

Very funny though.

Not really. The God of the old testament does punish those who do genocide and He also tells the Hebrews to give respect to their slaves as they were once slaves.