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  1. April 08, 2005, 12:24 PM #1
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    http://www.thebricktestament.com/

    Ever wondered what&#39;s in the Bible but have just been too damn lazy/uninterested to read it? Well, this is the site for you. Illustrating the bible, primarily the Old Testament, through the wonders of lego, this website will take you on a rollercoaster ride through religion. It has everything.

    Smiting&#33;



    SEX&#33;



    War&#33;



    And general genocide.

    "No man is an Island, intire of it selfe; every man is a peece of the Continent, a part of the maine; if a Clod bee washed away by the Sea, Europe is the lesse, as well as if a Promontorie were, as well as if a Mannor of thy friends or of thine owne were; any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee."
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  2. April 08, 2005, 01:04 PM #2
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    This is a very beautiful thing. Smiting, sex and war are my favourite things in no particular order. There&#39;s a book of this too that somebody told me about.
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    lol, great find
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  4. April 08, 2005, 01:34 PM #4
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    OMG, too cool. In the SEX-pic, the left dude&#39;s got chesthair. Didnt even know trey made those. When are the ones with the pubic hairs comming out?
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  5. April 08, 2005, 01:35 PM #5
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    Lol
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    and Male Genital Injury:

    cracked me up :lol
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    Yeah&#33;&#33;&#33; Lego John Wayne Bobbit.
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    wow, this sites hilarious.
    Good job finding it
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    and Male Genital Injury:
    I&#39;ve seen this siet before. That is supposed to be a circumcision. This site was reffered to in an article in my local newspaper as an "interesting and creative way to show the old testament", and interesting and creative it is, even with violence and nudity ratings&#33; Who knew that legos could be so explicit&#33; *tongue*
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  10. April 08, 2005, 10:14 PM #10
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    Wow, after seeing this, this just confirms what I thought of the Bible : a bunch of compiled crap starring a deliciously evil God who enjoys genocides and slavery :whistle

    Very funny though.
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    Ignorance is bliss... :rolleyes
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  12. April 09, 2005, 04:33 AM #12
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    Originally posted by sizzle@Apr 8 2005, 12:34 PM
    OMG, too cool. In the SEX-pic, the left dude&#39;s got chesthair. Didnt even know trey made those. When are the ones with the pubic hairs comming out?
    I think the author takes a permament marker to the lego fellows he wishes to modify.
    "No man is an Island, intire of it selfe; every man is a peece of the Continent, a part of the maine; if a Clod bee washed away by the Sea, Europe is the lesse, as well as if a Promontorie were, as well as if a Mannor of thy friends or of thine owne were; any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee."
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    Originally posted by Rusty Catapult@Apr 8 2005, 10:14 PM
    Wow, after seeing this, this just confirms what I thought of the Bible : a bunch of compiled crap starring a deliciously evil God who enjoys genocides and slavery :whistle

    Very funny though.
    Not really. The God of the old testament does punish those who do genocide and He also tells the Hebrews to give respect to their slaves as they were once slaves.
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  14. April 09, 2005, 01:47 PM #14
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    stay on topic.
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    Awesomness, I'm using this in all future history projects...somehow
    I'll ask again: if a gang-rape had started, do you think it would've been playfully incorporated into the show? Do you think the jokes would've kept flowing?
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  16. June 16, 2009, 11:02 PM #16
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    i loved that!
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  17. June 17, 2009, 12:07 AM #17
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    Yes, I just love to ressurect old threads, bring some attention to things that are cool.
    I'll ask again: if a gang-rape had started, do you think it would've been playfully incorporated into the show? Do you think the jokes would've kept flowing?
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  18. June 17, 2009, 12:46 AM #18
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    ***ing Epic

    Nice find Ferrets.

    Also some may be custom like this.
    Last edited by Kamos; June 17, 2009 at 12:52 AM.
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