Who's the leader of China? {humor}

[Francisco Montana]

Some of you non-Americans may not remember the classic comedy skit "Who's on 1st". Well, here's a modern version for you.

Who's the leader of China?

Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
China.
Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
Bush: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
Bush: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was
in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
Bush: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new
leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N.
on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
Bush: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
Bush: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass
of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy
at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the
phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the
Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?


Just a little something to break the tension.

[Crandar]

Very funny!!

Did you write that yourself of did you get it from another source that you would like to acknowledge? such as Nixon's old beat up tape machine or a trancript provide by an intern hiding in Monica Lewinski's ole vestibule?

[Hamelkart]

LOL! But it'll be closed soon, knowing some moderators...

[Francisco Montana]

Sorry, no source was available. Just thought it was cute and worth sharing.

[Dr Zoidberg]

I love that one! It's been making the rounds on email for a while now... Hu ever wrote it is very clever.

[Marshal Qin]

lol, I've been trying to get Chinese to explain to me Hu the chairman is for a while now. Then I ask them why he carries a chair. They spend ages trying to explain it to me

[Akhilleus]

haha, thats classic...now im gunna go spread it around like the clap on prom night.

[Perkele]

Old but fun.

[Britisocialist]

Very funny!!!!!

It's something to lighten up this political world we live in.

[Reidy]

So who is the leader of China? I've always wondered that.