Best Line Ever in a Game?

[Orolinwe]

Okay I just had to share this. I just got Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

Anyway, fairly early in the game you come across this chick who has recently been turned into a low-level vamp, and she's also kinda psychic. She starts talkin crazy and giving you hints about what's going to happen. As you get to the end of the dialogue tree (you've been talkin to her for a while) you get a question like this:

"So, who's going to prevail in all of this when everything is said and done?"

And she says:

"Whether you win or lose the game is not important..." (slight pause) "The only thing that matters is whether you bought it."

hahahahaha. I thought that was a freakin awesome line. Laughed my ****** off.

[Justinian]

There are just so many awesome lines, I can't name the best of them. The one which sprung to mind first, however, is:

"Ooh, soft!"
-Zidane, FFIX

That one had me laughing for ages ... but I won't explain the context, go and buy the game y'self if you haven't played it!

[Hamelkart]

*Manny Calavera opens a door in the forest*

Glottis: Manny, what are you doin'? Don't you know what's on the other side of that gate?!
Manny: Yeah, the way out of the forest!
Glottis: Deeeaaamon beavers, Manny! They'll make you into a damm...
Manny: Relax, Gepetto, I'm not made of wood.
Glottis: But, Manny! They don't use wood...

Another one from GF between Manny and baloon twister:

Manny: Hey, what's goin' down, clown?
Clown: Back off, suit. I'm practicing...
Manny: Practicing what?
Clown: Wringing you neck! What does it look like?!
Manny: Twist me up one of them, huh fella?
Clown: Yeah, yeah, yeah, twist this, all right!
Manny: Bet ya can't do a cat!
Clown: Shows what you know! I can do anything; birds, amphibians, famous poets... Go ahead, name one!
Manny: A cat.
Clown: Pfftt, that's easy... Here ya go! Now back off!!

[Crandar]

"Then I keel you" (one of 8 different permutations)

from Pitfall-The Lost Expeditions

[Dead Lurker]

"These flowers remind me of you. They're pretty and they won't talk to me."

My favorite line from a game. In fact it probably is my favorite quote right now (Kind of used it twice already, didn't exactly work :erm ). Got it from a NWN module.

[Xyston]

Quina from FF9 have lots of funny lines going. I'd pick one of them.

[deadcell87]

"From the moment we were thrown into this world we were fated to bring each other nothing but pain and misery."- Psycho Mantis

"I wanted to use science to help mankind.... but thats only in the movies..."- Hal Emeric

"Niether and enemy nor friend, I come back from a world were such words are meaningless."-Grey Fox

"The path you walk on is paved with the corpses of your enemies, and they will haunt you forever, you shal have no peace."-Vulcan Revan

"I've used a Desseret Eagle since I was eight I'm more comfortable with it then I am with a bra."- Meryl

All these lines are from Metal Gear Solid.

[IronBrig4]

From Max Payne.

Mafia Thug: "Ahhhh!!! Police brutality."
Max: "I rate pretty high on that."

And Caesar III.

"... I do not know all the nuances in administering a city. That is why I hire governors."

[Dr Zoidberg]

"Sam either termites are burrowing through my skull or one of us is ticking"
"Oh yeah. Max, where should I put this so it doesn't hurt anybody we know or care about"
"Out the window Same, there's nothing but strangers out there"

"But be careful, Cannibals can be dangerous to your health"
'That was needlessly cryptic"
"I'd be being my pants if I wore any"

--Sam and Max Hit the Road

[Suhizzle]

From Starcraft:

"OH MY GAWD...He's Whack" -disgruntled Terran Marine after clicking on him a lot.

and is GF Grim Fandango? i remember it from a long time ago, but never got to play it. heard it was good though.

[The spartan]

So we stop them there! At Stalingrad. And remember Comrade Stalin's words "Not one step backwards". Do not count months! Do not count days! Only count the number of Germens u have killed!

Call of Duty

The speech was very long. So I picked out the good parts *wink* .


This was not really a line, but i was playing Call of Duty:Final Front on PS2 online, so i had my little headset thing on so i could talk to my friends. Anyway i was haveing a lan party for my freinds birthday (there was 6 of us) and we were all snipers i was russian and one of my friends who was a germen sniper kept picking us off and we had no idea where he was. So i was the bait. Of course. so i had to run out and get shot so we could see were he was. One of my fellow comrades was talking to me "don&#39;t worry. you are going to be fi-" boom&#33; bullet went threw his head. For some reason i could not stop laughing and then i too was shot in the head :>< ouch.

[Hamelkart]

CoD: United Offensive is funny too sometimes...

*Panzers are closing in*
"Oh, God, here they come... Hot dog&#33; (?&#33 It&#39;s one of ours&#33; Go get &#39;em boys&#33; Hehe, isn&#39;t that typical?&#33; Damn tankers&#33; Show up late and take all the credit.."

[The spartan]

Originally posted by Hamelkart@Apr 6 2005, 10:06 AM
CoD: United Offensive is funny too sometimes...

*Panzers are closing in*
"Oh, God, here they come... Hot dog&#33; (?&#33 It&#39;s one of ours&#33; Go get &#39;em boys&#33; Hehe, isn&#39;t that typical?&#33; Damn tankers&#33; Show up late and take all the credit.."

I like the lines the russian tank crews say when u destroy a tank in the first CoD

"How you like that Franz? You can heil Hitler in hell&#33;"

[IronBrig4]

Half-Life 2 has some pretty good lines, especially the ones that Barney says.

"And when you see Dr. Breen, tell him I said f- *door slams shut* - you&#33;"

*to a headcrab* "Get away from me, you freakin&#39; head humper&#33;"

[Blaven]

"Snake, we&#39;re not tools for the government or the politicians...fighting might have been the only thing I was good at, but at least I always fought for what I believed in" - Grey Fox, Metal Gear Solid

"That&#39;s Shadow&#33; He&#39;ll slit his momma&#39;s throat for a nickel&#33;" - King Edgar (?), Final Fantasy VI

In Timesplitters: Future Perfect, after you&#39;ve inflitrated the villian&#39;s research building in 2052 A.D., you here a message relayed to the other secutiry forces in the building from some commander dude

"Attention all security personnel, report anything suspicious to your superiors" (something like that)

Some smartass "What about the way Rudie walks? I find that suspicious (snickering)"

Commander "Hahaha... keep this channel clear, ya goddamn fools&#33;"

[Hamelkart]

Originally posted by The spartan+Apr 6 2005, 07:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td> (The spartan @ Apr 6 2005, 07:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Hamelkart@Apr 6 2005, 10:06 AM
CoD: United Offensive is funny too sometimes...

*Panzers are closing in*
"Oh, God, here they come... Hot dog&#33; (?&#33 It&#39;s one of ours&#33; Go get &#39;em boys&#33; Hehe, isn&#39;t that typical?&#33; Damn tankers&#33; Show up late and take all the credit.."

I like the lines the russian tank crews say when u destroy a tank in the first CoD

"How you like that Franz? You can heil Hitler in hell&#33;" [/b][/quote]
Yeah, "good shooting&#33;" or when you get shot "fascist bastards&#33;"

[hannibal89]

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[Zhuge89]

Dynasty Warriors 4, Battle of Jie Ting.

Solider: Sir&#33; We&#39;ve found Ma Su&#39;s camp&#33;
Zhang He: Was the enemy camp pretty?
Soldier: ...

You really have to play the game to see why it&#39;s so funny.

[Hamelkart]

The Longest Journey

APRIL: Can I see what happened here?
COP: Nothing to see, m&#39;am, move along...
APRIL: Pleeasee...
COP: No, can&#39;t do.
APRIL: I just love men in uniform...
COP: Sorry, m&#39;am, I&#39;m gay, now move along...

[IronBrig4]

"Me not that kind of Orc." ~ Orc Grunt from Warcraft III, if you click on him too much

"What&#39;s that smell? UGH&#33; Bad dog&#33;" ~ Orc Raider from the same game