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    Simple, screen capture something that looks stupid (traits), soldier/general been mauled by a lower unit or a dumb AI move, the list could go on forever.

    You can use Rome mods and the expansions.

    I'll kick things off, this is from Barbarian Invasion.

    Moderators, I think this should be stickied, every forum needs a "fail" thread stickied.


    Inferior builder and Architect? FAIL.

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    Come on guys, I thought this would of been a hit.

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    This whole 'Fail' trend makes me sick....

    Besides, I do not fail.
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    loll that was pretty good tho architect and inferior builder.

    I love fail pics and i use the world all the time so ill watch out for failage.

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    I'm pretty sure this girls taste is fail as she chose a man over 40 and with no skill in anything whatsoever or even any traits.
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    Admittedly that it rather hilarious
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    Lol, what a groom
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    No wonder he hides himself under that helmet!

    that was from a selucia campaign of mine. I bet you cant guess what I said...
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    My Alexander campaign. Whee! go Persia!. and that's their leader how bad are the rest.

    Darius was utter crap in real life tho so its accurate.

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    He was a Persian so what did you expect?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forlornhop3 View Post


    My Alexander campaign. Whee! go Persia!. and that's their leader how bad are the rest.

    Darius was utter crap in real life tho so its accurate.
    It's funny because it's true.

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    As opposed to this thing I'm facing right now in my m2tw campaign as spain...

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    Wow...that's enough to make you bricks
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    Ok, I said before I do not fail...however I lied

    I just introduced plague into my newly captured settlement of Apollonia. How? I went on a devious rampage by sending plague affected spies across the Seleucid empire and they did their work. I've gone and bribed a small stack near said settlement and they've joined me. I dont know why I bothered, they were just those useless Persian Sparabara or whatever they are called. I send them to Apollonia for disbandment (big waste of a 15,000 denarii bribe too...so I guess that counts as two 'fails') and lo and behold my settlement is now plague ridden
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    Biggest fail for me: 2 armies attack city. catapult catapults a rock over the city. rock hits friendly siege tower. then catapult inside of city catapults rock. rock hits my catapult. i give up.
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    I know this isn't my own fail, but 1120 Romans charging a phalanx - They were all dead within 19 seconds, except the general - i love pwnage with phalanxes!
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    Tasteful!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SonOfAlexander View Post


    I know this isn't my own fail, but 1120 Romans charging a phalanx - They were all dead within 19 seconds, except the general - i love pwnage with phalanxes!
    lol thats always fun

    See this video I made for the ultimate example of phalanx bridge ownage courtesy of the epic fail of Dahae. The AI was just awful in that battle. I had a tiny army as well. 4:00 is just odd as they march into it. and 6:00 is annoying
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forlornhop3 View Post
    lol thats always fun

    See this video I made for the ultimate example of phalanx bridge ownage courtesy of the epic fail of Dahae. The AI was just awful in that battle. I had a tiny army as well. 4:00 is just odd as they march into it. and 6:00 is annoying
    It's funny because the units are strolling into the spears, surely the AI was suppose to be smarter in Alexander right?

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    Who needs to build stone walls when you can use the carcasses of your slain enemies? Thats as about as dumb as they come......
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    Needless to say I lost the next turn.

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