Okay, Aetius has already said I can't be Spain because basically I'm 'too stupid.' What a surprise, more insults from him.
So I want to know, what factions am I 'smart enough' to play as? Obviously an idiot like me has very few factions that are easy to play. Though it will be hard to do things like reading and talking about my faction, I will somehow manage through sheer luck, since my intellect is clearly lacking.