oh lord I'm glad I'm not him

[Osamah]

Can you enlighten me? I honestly don't know... what's a clitoris? I know it's a body part, but... uh... well, what is it? Where is it located?

its southwest of Iran.

[Oswald von Wolkenstein]

Dandruff = hoofdroos/pellicule

Let's not for get Anita:

Anita Bath, Anita Bohn, Anita Dick, Anita Goodman, Anita Hoare,
Anita Lay, Anita Little, Anita Mann, Anita Mandalay, Anita Plummer, Anita Carr etc.

[Personified Boredom]

Can you enlighten me? I honestly don't know... what's a clitoris? I know it's a body part, but... uh... well, what is it? Where is it located?

Without it women would be the most miserable creatures in existence.

[karahan]

its southwest of Iran.

I always thought it was the name for the monster that lived in the Lock-Ness (kidding.....honest)

[Naturalist]

Ima Hogg

[boofhead]

Maybe only UK people will understand this one - there is a kid at my daughter's school named "John Thomas" . I tell no lie. It's not a 'sounds like' but it's funny anyway.

Also, Australia had a politician recently named.....

RICHARD FACE

[gambit]

Also, Australia had a politician recently named.....

RICHARD FACE

Ohhh I'd have loved to be the first ballsy reporter that called him Dick Face.

[Thanatos]

I know a guy who lives in my community, and his last name is Buttantony.

Poor, poor guy.

[boofhead]

Ohhh I'd have loved to be the first ballsy reporter that called him Dick Face.

Here he is. Look at his head

http://www.parliament.nsw.gov.au/Pro...6!OpenDocument

[gambit]

Here he is. Look at his head

http://www.parliament.nsw.gov.au/Prod/Parlment/members.nsf/ec78138918334ce3ca256ea200077f5d/b35d96db5e0427c74a25674500016566!OpenDocument

He's well rounded.

[Pallantides]

Can you enlighten me? I honestly don't know... what's a clitoris? I know it's a body part, but... uh... well, what is it? Where is it located?

How did you and Barbra Bush make babies?

[Oswald von Wolkenstein]

Girl in my high school -- Tish Hughes

[George W. Bush]

How did you and Barbra Bush make babies?

I'm sorry, but that's not appropriate for discussion.

[Admiral Nelson]

I've heard of a Justin Case before

[Roger the Shrubber]

Maybe he really is George Bush in a cunning disguise.

If he is...it's not that great of a disguise.

[Keeper of the Keys]

If he is...it's not that great of a disguise.

acting on purpose like ol Bush.
No ones gonna think hes that dumb

[rusina]

Can you enlighten me? I honestly don't know... what's a clitoris? I know it's a body part, but... uh... well, what is it? Where is it located?

OMG. He's really George Bush.

[molonthegreat]

Dick pound is an prettyawful name.

[Keeper of the Keys]

Dick pound is an prettyawful name.

I met a guy called Richard Feel once. lol

[Broken Pope]

This one was in 'Private Eye' today - they've had a run of correspondence from people complaining about pseudonymous contributors (from Miss Ann Thrope, Sue Donim etc...) I must be getting a little slow in my dotage, but I spent ages looking at this one before I got it:

Corinne A. Schonstriet

If it helps, there was an umlaut over the 'o' - but I cannot find how to type that (obviously, because otherwise I would have put one over the 'u' in umlaut as well.)