Kennylz vs Empi Rapper [Rap Battle] {fini}

[Kennylz]

I challenge Empi Rapper to a one verse battle. I'll go first.

As always, rap battles are based on insults, and both participants understand this, so the rules are relaxed.

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You should have turned down this challenge and simply did a poem
because I'm about to start a crisis and do to you what Hitler did to Poland.
You're ill equipped for the realest of the really sick, and nobody can save you
This medieval hero slain in page two 'cause no one told him that his metal plate wasn't mace proof.
You aren't a failure, you're just going through a recession like the US economy.
But if you want to blend literature and hip hop you should just write a Tupac biography.
I admit, you won a lot of scraps and were about to finish the next off
still the only real battle's you've fought were in ROME, and I'm a crash to desktop.
So you can stop writing songs for history and write about yourself
Cause the only way you'd make history look hot is if you went to the library and set fire to the shelf.
'You write rhymes by combining as many words in a line as possible.'
'You like to try and refine your verse until it turns convoluted and improbable'
I'm probably the first person to come asking for better
than a rapper who's lyrical message is "look how many words have the same last three letters!"

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Alright. Your turn. (Not personal, by the way.)

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Link to Commentary Thread.

[Roman Rapper]

I'm the king of this circus
don't really care 'bout your purpose
I get too close you get nervous, then I win

And all that anger you got
that little rhyme that you dropped
just know I'm real and your not, you listening?

So you try and analyze me
had a look and then sized me
you think you got Empi mapped and understood?

Just know I'm a dapper
the original Twc rapper
I'll demolish you like a good rapper should

So you lookin' to tussle
come here to flex all your muscle
you don't know 'bout my hustle; leave you dazed

Dodge your wild swinging punch
then lay a right on you chump
leave you out cold slumped for days and days

By your rap I'm offended
your bars are over extended
should really have stopped 'bout halfway

'Cos the good rapper knows
he has perfected his prose
when there is nothing left for him to take away



Hey Kennylz I did have a look through your post history to see if there was anything I could attack, but TBH I agree with most of your opinions, so I had to make this rap more general.

[Kennylz]

Round 2 (Sorry about the delay, been busy.)

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Thanks Chaucer, but you should make that the hook to a love song
A prime example of battling done wrong- where have your guts gone, have you gott'em?
Cause your punches hit as hard as my outline when I'm shadow boxing.
You'd be the hardest rapper on Queer Eye Records if you got signed
But even homosexuals aren't impressed if when you suck you do not rhyme.
Nothing against them though, so I have nothing against you.
By the end of this battle it won't just be your tears that rip through your tissue.
The first round was to convince you to put the quill down
It's real now, and in between the sounds of applauds you will frown, I'm so sorry.
By the end this one we'll have to move your career to the Vetustatis.*
Notice how my words actually relate to whats happening.
Unlike your poems that could work perfectly great during the credits of Grey's Anatomy.
Insanity, the definition of a man attempting to battle me.
You're about as super as Chris Reeves after a horse ride.*2
You should just donate your rhyme-book to a museum and become the tour guide.
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* Vestu(statis) stahtee - I'm so (sorry) Sahree
*2 Yeah, I went there. D;

[Roman Rapper]

You wanna play games with the Empi Kid?
you wanna draw then aim for the Empi Kid?
you ashamed now the gun's empty kid?
I came to maim so don't tempt me kid

You fcuked up; it's you to blame now kid
two examples that sucked the same now kid
you wanna try again? Use your brain now kid
if it's lame you're risking your name now kid

It's best you leave you got no space here kid
out of your league you out of place here kid
had a little taste now make haste here kid
I'll spray bear mace in your face here kid

[Senno]

Kennylz has indicated via PM that he does not intend to reply in a Round 3, so we are closing this up. Well done, gentlemen.