1 - Newest member of Gummi-bear Liberation Front alarms local shop-owners.
2 - Sequel to the hit film "Cloverfield" leaves crowds underwhelmed
3 - The headlines in today's news: giant blue bear caught sneaking a peak of fifth story women's bathroom.
4 - A giant blue bear looks after his little son, that he lost!
5 - U.S. Military denies creation of a biological superweapon. Top aide says that photo was mistaken by Bush for the Loch Ness Monster.
6 - USA declares war against Godzilla-Ripoff
7 -Dr. Frankenstein's latest experiment turns out to be a complete failure.
8 - Big Blue Bear Bangs Building.
9 - 34 years on from the Watergate scandal Republican Presidental hopeful John McCain has developed a fall prove way to spy on the democrat rival Brack Obama. Earlier prototypes ended in failure after McCain’s Vice Presdident hopeful Sarah Palin was getting confused and ended up hunting it instead. (the winning caption by Freddie)
10 - Hey sweet baby, yes you behind the black desk. Let me be your teddy bear. Put a chain around my neck, and lead me anywhere. We'll have honey on the Moon.
11 - Hai! Where's teh hunny?
12 - The Bear-gate scandal......at cindy's gym... "Cindyyyyyy.....tell to john i wait him here until he finished his bath..."
Which one is the bestest?