This could turn into a Weekly or Bi-Weekly event. Depending on how I'm feeling and whether not I have to play the game. Most of the games I will review I have already played. Also I will not review crappy games, I do not want to develop mental problems or be called a cheap AVGN knock-off or something. That's all I have to say and now on to my first review.
Final Fantasy
Chances are.... you haven't played this game. It is afterall, positively ancient and valuable at the moment. Anyway my dad got the game in 1991. Then 9 years later, I played the game got my ass kicked and didn't beat it until 2 years ago.
Anyway,I'm going to start off with my version of the game's story. It's short but to the point IMO. Also, I'll post it in a spoiler so no one comes to me whining about how I ruined the game and their lives.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Now I'm going to explain the gameplay. I'm not going to lie, random encounters have a habit of turning into Battles of Attrition. The only way to counteract this effect is to level grind..... and HARD. Then by the time you get your team into a new area, you find out that you have to do it all over again. Once you finish grinding, you find out that your team's levels aren't high enough when a boss pounds them into the ground. Starting the Grinding process all over again.
The game mechanics are rather simple. I won't go too in-depth, but I will say the Highest your HP can go is 999... This only adds to the games already punishing difficulty. Anyways, I'm just glad you can get above 1,000 HP in the following games.
The game is punishing to be sure, but it's not like the game ever gives you any impossible moments. Just like ALL retro RPGs, It's just a game that requires patience and lots of it. Without it, Final Fantasy will tear you to pieces and throw those pieces into a fire.
P.S - I didn't notice when I first typed it, but I think I made a Portal reference with that last sentence.