News-Upon-Paper Publishing House - Join here eager writers!

[Desperado †]

As you walk through the cobbled streets of London with the smell of horse dropings and other vile things in your nostrils, a large green sign upon a house takes your attention, and you walk in. A bell rings as you enter the shop, and a blonde Welshman comes to greet you...

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News-Upon-Paper Publishing House

Please sign up here if you wish to help make the News-Upon-Paper. Hopefully it will be published once a year (week) or maybe every six months (3-4 days), with all the news of the time, from hot topics in the houses of parliment to whos died and what duels have happened. Hopefully the first issue will be made in a weeks time.

I am not the boss of this company, but I will publish it and write the parts nobody else signs up for.

Currently we Need writers for:

Events of the Realm - this includes sutff such as 'The Rebel Problem' (could one of the main peoples PM me screenshots of the campaign map for this)
Events in Commons
Events in Lords Sir Andrew Temple-Nugent
Deaths and Newcommers Henry Germi
RPing events (duels, personal stories e.t.c)Lewis Clinton
Summary Caradog ap Dafydd


---If you simply want to post in an Article, and it dosen't have to be on anything at all, say here and then PM it to me.

The Next issue is due to be released: Friday the 22nd of August

[Evolution]

I will do Events in the Lords. If it isn't taken, and perhaps commons if no one takes it.

[Watercress]

ill do death's and newcomers.

[Desperado †]

Good good.
OOC: PM the articles to me before next Friday, that'll be the first issuea release date

[KoS]

I could do the RPing events, stories, etc. What exactly would that entail?

[Desperado †]

I could do the RPing events, stories, etc. What exactly would that entail?

Basically whats happened to personal characters in recent days. So a bit like a tabloid. Pick a few intresting ones.
E.G For my Character:
Drunk becomes Priest!

If there's a duel, you can use your imagination and describe the brilliant flaying of swords.

You can also personally interview characters for this.

So I guess its really local news, whereas Events in the Realm is International.

[Evolution]

Like for an example of a duel:

All of a sudden Andrew Runs and does a flying Kick into the Large door Smashing them open, Andrew continues to fly with his flying kick for another 20 seconds till he finally reaches the king. The King being a Master in the Arts of the Tiger grabs Andrews ankle and foot then spins him around in the air. Andrew spins in the air for up to 10 seconds.

The King Jumps backwards up to 20 paces lifting his left arm above his head and placing his right arm fully stretched out in front of him " I will defeat you Sir Andrew!" says King Rufus with his lips not moving at the same time as his words. Andrew also gets into a pose and then kicks the air with his right leg, then the left, then a quick 4 strikes with his arms; these moves are followed by a Chuck Norris style kicking sound effects.

Sir Andrew and King Rufus Stare at each other intensively for hours on end waiting for the other to make the first strike.....

[Celsius]

sounds like some sorta japanese cartoon.

[Evolution]

sounds like some sorta japanese cartoon.

You never watched the old asian Movies? Jackie chan in Police Story? Bruce Lee? lol their mouths never moved at the same time as their words

[Celsius]

yeah, the same as in "Godzilla"

[KoS]

Like for an example of a duel:

All of a sudden Andrew Runs and does a flying Kick into the Large door Smashing them open, Andrew continues to fly with his flying kick for another 20 seconds till he finally reaches the king. The King being a Master in the Arts of the Tiger grabs Andrews ankle and foot then spins him around in the air. Andrew spins in the air for up to 10 seconds.

The King Jumps backwards up to 20 paces lifting his left arm above his head and placing his right arm fully stretched out in front of him " I will defeat you Sir Andrew!" says King Rufus with his lips not moving at the same time as his words. Andrew also gets into a pose and then kicks the air with his right leg, then the left, then a quick 4 strikes with his arms; these moves are followed by a Chuck Norris style kicking sound effects.

Sir Andrew and King Rufus Stare at each other intensively for hours on end waiting for the other to make the first strike.....

That wasn't a duel, it was a rather strange encounter at the Castle Cambridge which Caesar said he would ignore...

That's the sort of thing I thought RPing events coverage would deal with. I am still willing to do so. Caradog, are there any particular events that you would desire I write about in the first edition of our News-Upon-Paper?

(Also, as William Clinton will be rather occupied as Lord Chancellor and as such will not have too much time to devote to writing, you could put the name of Lewis Clinton as the writer for RPing Events and Stories.)

[Desperado †]

Aye, I shall do that. There are no paritcular Rping events/stories I personally desire. Read around and find one that you like and would be able to make a good article on.
Thank you for spending your valuable time, good William Lewis.

[KoS]

Aye, I shall do that. There are no paritcular Rping events/stories I personally desire. Read around and find one that you like and would be able to make a good article on.
Thank you for spending your valuable time, good William Lewis.

Aye, I'll get Lewis working on it.

[Evolution]

The duel I posted was completely OOC:. It was a joke and of course i wasn't saying put it in the news paper. I was using it as an example.

[KoS]

The duel I posted was completely OOC:. It was a joke and of course i wasn't saying put it in the news paper. I was using it as an example.

I know, but I remember you posting that exact duel at my estate...

[Desperado †]

OK, if you haven't posted me your article, your too late for this issue. So that's everyone except Andrew Rose-Nuget.

[Maverick]

Sounds interesting. How about an interview with Oliver Cromwell?

[Desperado †]

Sounds interesting. How about an interview with Oliver Cromwell?

The years 1082, but it's that sort of thing.

[Desperado †]

Next Issue is 22nd of August.

[KoS]

Next Issue is 22nd of August.

Since Lewis Clinton is covering the RPing events, I claim the story for that issue about the abdication of Rufus II in favor of his cousin, Richard, who has become our fourth and present King.

May I?