Gather round young and small for the great and magnificetn story of one brave elephant, to rule them all....Heambo the Elephant. With commentary from your favorite cast and crew! *story teller opens large book with pop out pictures for the whole family*
Once upon a time..... There was a young Elephant named Heambo he and his brothers were slaves to the evil Gaius Balatar, forced to ramapage threw large feilds of flowers destroying the fertile stuff and bringing empires to it's knees.
Heambo: "ah yes, I remeber those days.. So evil....so evil..
Narator Person: "You know the audince has commentary switched off, right?"
Heambo: What!? Why those little...
Narator Person: "anyway...."
After he and his brothers earned enough pay to get there freedom they high tailed there buts over to mcdonalds to see if they could get a job
Heambo: "But before we got to mcyd's we had to stop for a dumb". Yea, very few people know this."
Should't have had those buritos
Narator Person: "Very few people want to know this."
Narator Person: "But once agin, back to the story" -
Heambo and his bros spent many a nights working there tails of at the local mcdonalds. Always going overtime getting lousy tips...
Heambo: "Lousy ******!"
....It was a crule world. But then one day Heambo's life changed forever. That day a odd tin man with his head on fire walked in and ordered a big mac.
As Heambo handed it too him. He said, "Dang your big, I bet youv'e scared a couple of squirrels now and then eh! Why don't you come with me and be a mounted praterorian! Its good pay..." That's all he had to hear he jumped over the counter, (leaving it crimplded) and followed a Roman man away. Never to see his brothers agin....
Next week on Heambo's story! -
What ever happened to his other brothers? Will they survive? And what about this new job.... Can heambo hack the work and get his pay? Next time on Heambo's story!
Heambo's brothers watched him strode away in into the darkness knowint that he'd never return. But what would happen to them! would they survive by themself?.....
The next day MarcelP Heambo's youngest brother died in the potato smasher....
The day after that Cicero Heamo's oldest brother died in while making fries and trying to kill a fly at the same time.
The next day.....I'm not really sure, but I guess his other brother died some way.
But back to Heambo! When he and Roman man go to the roman fort heambo was immeditaly thrown on horse thronw into a horsey groupe things of romans and was sent away.....
It took him a while to learn how to ride a horse but he figured it out.
After only 3 centurys Heambo was the best horse elephant rider elephant thing there was around. Not to mention the only. But then life caught up with. On a roman special mission he was forced to get of his pony and ram down a wooden wall. That's when splinters attacked his eyes. and he went blind and blind.......But then all of a sudden he could see! he felt weird but he could see! so he rammed the wall agin......
This is how we've come to know Heambo today kids......
Little Child: "wow grandpa! But where's heambo now?"
Narrator: "i'm not sure jr......"
That is why today we pay tribute to Heambo every sunday, so I ask of you to remember Heambo the elephant with this picture.....Good by Heambo
Next week on Heambo's story!
Is heambo really gone? Will he stay in the bloody buisness of the roman ways are will he be forced back to mcyd's where his brothers died trying to save themselves...... Next time on Heambo'story!
Far far away in a distant land of computer nerds and double dutching geeks wandered a lost Heambo the elephant. This strange new world had millions of weird pictures and "threads" never had seen before. The worst part was that these things just kept on rammbling on about modding?
Heambo: "What chickens blaze is moddeing?!"
He kept wanderint this strange land......
General Modding and Resource Center! BUM BUM BUMMMM!!!
Where the most evil creatures eat weak and make suffer the poor. BUM bum BUMMM! After tredging through the vile area he found himself looking at a big sign - Assyria Total War!
Heambo: "Hm, Sounds fun."
He went inside this strange new area..... BUM BUM BUMMMM!!
The next second later he was trapped in said a 1-dimension bag trying to get out.....
Heambo: "New I should've saved up my minutes!"
Next time! On Heambo's story! Heambo has been caught! What has caught?, will he escape? Next time, on Heambo's story!